because people do care.

Why are softballs hard?

Because they wouldn't go very far if they we're squishy.

Why is Dr. Pepper called -Dr.- Pepper, did it go to med school?

Hm. Well it must have =o (or maybe its named after a real person >->)

Why are chimp monks called chimp monks if they aren't monks? O_O

becuase someone thought they were kool enough to get that name...

Why does no one say thank you when you do something for them?

Because some people think they are too cool to say thank you. And some just say the short version like "Thanks" :D

Why do people confuse Text books with test books? /=

because they obviously can't read.

Why do airplane tickets cost so much? ):

Because renting flying pigs is cheaper.

If a train leaves boston at 5pm and another leaves tokyo at 3pm, with the standard fare of both being $3.45... how long will it take for chuck norris to win a game of monopoly?

It doesn't matter chuck norris always wins???? (XD how often have we ran into each other now its getting redicules xP)

If electricity is made from electrons whats morality made from?

MorAns.

If "Jesus" had a battle with a kitten, and lose, what would become of this world?

Well that'll mean that we all have to start buying bigger litterboxes!!! XD

Why do i have wings on my head?

Because a couple of doves lodged themselves in your earholes.

If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

because a particularly stupid human de-evolved back into an ape.


why do people procrastinate so much? TT_TT

I dont know... I'll write it later... I don't feel like doing it right now... lol(get it?)

Birds fly, and a chicken is a bird... Why dont they fly?

Because if chickens flied you'd get scrambled eggs.

If teachers know all the answers, why do they always ask students for them?

Because they like playing mind games with us, and watch us lose pathetically.

If the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, and peace will guide the planet, and love will steer the stars, what's going to guide the planets?

The aliens from Pluto are going to guide the planet into the sun with their telekinesis powers in revenge for Pluto being declared not to be a planet.

Why does ice float?

'cause it farts

why are there only two genders?

'Cause the third thought this was a really boring planet.

Why does it always rain when I forget my umbrella?

you were cursed the day you were born!

how come when you add 2 to itself, ormultiply it by itself, the answer is always 4?

Because the monkeys wanted it that way

Why is there paint on the wall? o.o

Because there isn't wallpaper.

Why don't I know?

Because you forgot!

How can Santa get every child the correct present in one night, but I can't get my tax return money within a month??

Santa-clones(The elves are just a cover)

Why won't my locker listen to me?

Because it's a locker, silly! They're like cats- they just don't listen.

Why is the sky blue instead of purple or green? D:

Because the sky choosed sapphire instead of amethyst or emerald !

How much data is in the universe ?