when something that had life but then the grim reaper took it away

how come most foods that taste amazing our bad for us then most foods that taste yuck our good for us?

Because the Nutrition Goddess has a freakish sense of humor.

Why are all mythical heroes guys?

Because people a long time ago were sexist!

Is the reason old people get rich the Hair Fairy? xD (see, they lose hair, so the Hair Fairy gives them money)

The Hair Fairy died when bald people strangled her out of jealousy. So, no.

How exactly does one 'get a life'?

Go to the store and by the game "Life"

Why to people willingly spend 22 some years in school?

because they forgot to go to the store and buy the Game of Life. xD

Why is there racism?

Because people don't have anything better to do with their time.

Why isn't chocolate naturally green?

Cause it is mad at green. :p

Why do my french fries get cold when I wanna eat them

because god thought"these french fries have so much fat that if anyone was to eat them when there hot they would gain 4 pounds in seconds flat" so to pervant this god hired i leaf blower to go aroud and blow air on people fries when there not looking so when they eat them there cold and don't taste as. they won't eat them as fast and won't gain the weight.

what is two plus fish equal?

Cow.

How many pickles fit in your computer?

5.

How now brown cow?

How now is not a brown cow.

Is you pig peach?

No he's purple and pink polka dotted.

Why is glue sticky?

Glue is sticky because the factory forces goblins to used whites slimes, which are very rare, and mix their gooey ink with other chemicals, like rubbers, water, white chocolate, and more. Then they mix it together using some 'Secret Chemicals' and either put more water it it for the liquid glue, or keep it as it is for the glue sticks. If there's left overs, they use that to create angel cakes. :insane:

When a cow jumps, does a hipoion fly? (Hippo Lion)

If it has wings and weighs less.

Why do we park on the driveway?

Because the voices in our heads tell us too.

Why is the rum always gone?

Because the gremlins are having mad parties.

Why doesn't the sky fall?

Beacause I told the giant to hold it up.

Why does it have to be so cold out?

Because white fall from gray.
Why do we have a sun?

So i can color the sunflowers yellow lol :P

Why do clock hands go clock wise not time wise?

Because it like it's name better then time.

Why do things seem to go fast in life?

otherwise life would get bored.

why do I love shiny things?

Because it shines!

Why don't clouds have faces, especially happy ones?

Because I took my eraser and earased them!

Why do we have to sleep?

Because the Sandman needs his job.

What's a noise?