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#651
Old 02-23-2009, 08:48 AM

The Earth is at the center of the universe because the Great Spaghetti God put it there. Duh.

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My question is, of the following two statements, which one is true?

"The statement below is true."
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"The statement above is false."

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#652
Old 02-27-2009, 04:29 AM

The first one because every one knows the last sentence is the correct one.

How much wood can I chuck if I can chuck wood?

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#653
Old 02-27-2009, 05:40 AM

Three chords in two and a half time.

Why can't dogs look up?

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#654
Old 02-27-2009, 08:53 PM

because they dont have a neck

why does 5+3=8, why cant it be 4?

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#655
Old 02-28-2009, 12:16 AM

Because your mom said it couldn't

Why can't the sky be green? Or purple? Or yellow?

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#656
Old 02-28-2009, 12:20 AM

because the sky is actually made of water

why does life seem boring?

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#657
Old 02-28-2009, 01:37 AM

Because often times, it is.

Why did my Llama run away?

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#658
Old 02-28-2009, 07:00 PM

Because you were crazy enough to have one.

Would gelatin make a good pet?

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#659
Old 03-01-2009, 12:21 AM

Only if you were willing to walk it, since it's made out of feet.
Why can't we wear pajamas in the daytime?

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#660
Old 03-01-2009, 12:26 AM

because your parents wont let you.
why do we have human babies? why not monkies?

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#661
Old 03-01-2009, 02:21 AM

Because monkeys eat brains.

Why does my toe itch?

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#662
Old 03-01-2009, 07:24 AM

because you wore your mama's shoes.

Why is air clear?

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#663
Old 03-01-2009, 07:54 AM

Light doesn't relect air particles in wavelengths that we can see.

Why are cacti prickly?

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Old 03-01-2009, 06:00 PM

Cacti are prickly because tacos are delicious.

My question is if 'gh' makes the 'f' sound in cough, 'o' makes the 'i' sound in women, and 'ti' makes the 'sh' sound in motion, why dont we spell fish 'Ghoti?'

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#665
Old 03-01-2009, 06:01 PM

Because, no one liked benjamin franklins idea of phenetic spelling.

Where do babies come from?

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#666
Old 03-01-2009, 07:56 PM

Your momma :P

Why is our skin not purple or green or poked dotted?

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#667
Old 03-01-2009, 08:36 PM

Cause I said so.

Why is the color black not really a color?

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#668
Old 03-01-2009, 08:46 PM

Cause its rebelious like that.

Why can't healthy things taste better?

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#669
Old 03-01-2009, 09:24 PM

Because then how would we all get fat?

Why are boys so stupid?

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#670
Old 03-01-2009, 10:49 PM

Cause they are not girls.

Why is the world not triangular?

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#671
Old 03-01-2009, 10:54 PM

Because people would walk off the earth

why do people have 1 stomach?

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#672
Old 03-02-2009, 12:04 AM

because we're not cows

does this bra make my butt look big?

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Old 03-02-2009, 12:27 AM

Yes.

Can you explain the process of photosynthesis?

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#674
Old 03-02-2009, 12:29 AM

I dont know; I didnt even know menewshans HAVE butts.

Wouldnt it suck to be a chlaustrophobic turtle?

{Edit} Sorry I was to slow; someone posted while I was typing!

PHOTOSYNTHESIS= Sun hits flower= tacos for plants

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#675
Old 03-02-2009, 12:31 AM

Would it?

Does the world spin in a perfect circle?

 


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