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02-23-2009, 08:48 AM
The Earth is at the center of the universe because the Great Spaghetti God put it there. Duh.
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My question is, of the following two statements, which one is true?
"The statement below is true."
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"The statement above is false."
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Jesweet
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02-27-2009, 04:29 AM
The first one because every one knows the last sentence is the correct one.
How much wood can I chuck if I can chuck wood?
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Sally Sinema
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02-27-2009, 05:40 AM
Three chords in two and a half time.
Why can't dogs look up?
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02-27-2009, 08:53 PM
because they dont have a neck
why does 5+3=8, why cant it be 4?
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kurobizzle
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02-28-2009, 12:16 AM
Because your mom said it couldn't
Why can't the sky be green? Or purple? Or yellow?
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girlbot9
fallen angel.
Penpal
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02-28-2009, 12:20 AM
because the sky is actually made of water
why does life seem boring?
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Compromised Evil
Dead Account Holder
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02-28-2009, 01:37 AM
Because often times, it is.
Why did my Llama run away?
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Maggerz
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02-28-2009, 07:00 PM
Because you were crazy enough to have one.
Would gelatin make a good pet?
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Sally Sinema
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03-01-2009, 12:21 AM
Only if you were willing to walk it, since it's made out of feet.
Why can't we wear pajamas in the daytime?
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03-01-2009, 12:26 AM
because your parents wont let you.
why do we have human babies? why not monkies?
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Maggerz
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03-01-2009, 02:21 AM
Because monkeys eat brains.
Why does my toe itch?
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Sally Sinema
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03-01-2009, 07:24 AM
because you wore your mama's shoes.
Why is air clear?
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Jesweet
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03-01-2009, 07:54 AM
Light doesn't relect air particles in wavelengths that we can see.
Why are cacti prickly?
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Traverse
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03-01-2009, 06:00 PM
Cacti are prickly because tacos are delicious.
My question is if 'gh' makes the 'f' sound in cough, 'o' makes the 'i' sound in women, and 'ti' makes the 'sh' sound in motion, why dont we spell fish 'Ghoti?'
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03-01-2009, 06:01 PM
Because, no one liked benjamin franklins idea of phenetic spelling.
Where do babies come from?
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Sasha1985
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03-01-2009, 07:56 PM
Your momma :P
Why is our skin not purple or green or poked dotted?
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03-01-2009, 08:36 PM
Cause I said so.
Why is the color black not really a color?
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Sasha1985
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03-01-2009, 08:46 PM
Cause its rebelious like that.
Why can't healthy things taste better?
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PennieLain
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03-01-2009, 09:24 PM
Because then how would we all get fat?
Why are boys so stupid?
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Nesu Hyuuga
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03-01-2009, 10:49 PM
Cause they are not girls.
Why is the world not triangular?
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03-01-2009, 10:54 PM
Because people would walk off the earth
why do people have 1 stomach?
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PennieLain
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03-02-2009, 12:04 AM
because we're not cows
does this bra make my butt look big?
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Nesu Hyuuga
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03-02-2009, 12:27 AM
Yes.
Can you explain the process of photosynthesis?
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Traverse
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03-02-2009, 12:29 AM
I dont know; I didnt even know menewshans HAVE butts.
Wouldnt it suck to be a chlaustrophobic turtle?
{Edit} Sorry I was to slow; someone posted while I was typing!
PHOTOSYNTHESIS= Sun hits flower= tacos for plants
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Nesu Hyuuga
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03-02-2009, 12:31 AM
Would it?
Does the world spin in a perfect circle?
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