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Faithom
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05-19-2008, 03:05 AM
Because they thought they'd be safe from the boogie man in the water.
Who do people think "knock knock" jokes are funny?
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last survivor
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05-19-2008, 05:22 AM
because that 'knock' knocks their funny bone so that they think its funny.
Why don't things ever last?
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Foxhunt
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05-19-2008, 05:56 AM
Because they don't have the patience
Why does the toast always fall spread-side down?
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Dejagurl
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05-19-2008, 06:22 AM
Because jam is magnetically attracted to the earth!
When do pigs fly?
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Silver Magi
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05-19-2008, 01:47 PM
When cows can talk 8D
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Why don't people eat rocks?
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sychobunny
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05-19-2008, 06:28 PM
Because rocks are at the top of the food chain.
Why is m plant dying
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Faithom
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05-19-2008, 08:27 PM
It's not. It's just taking a nap... and it will wake again in the next life.
Why is Menewsha so addicting?
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Silver Magi
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05-19-2008, 09:50 PM
Cause people here brainwash You into submission o-o
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Why is the earth round?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-20-2008, 08:45 AM
Because it got tired of being a square, all the other planets made fun of it.
Why do bugs like to bite me? ;_;
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Silver Magi
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05-20-2008, 08:35 PM
Cause You bleed sugar, and they like it xDD
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Why can't I get enough gold for my dress? T_T
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-20-2008, 09:56 PM
Because you keep spending it on candy.
Why is it so hot outside?
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Silver Magi
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05-21-2008, 12:45 AM
Cause the sun dosen't like the cold.
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Why do I think my outfit makes me look like I'm from the 1700s?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-21-2008, 02:21 AM
Because you're wearing time warp goggles? Obviously, that is a hippie ensemble.
Why does my dog snore so loud?
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FireYuki
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05-21-2008, 07:08 AM
Because somethings stuck in its nose
Why do people with allergies like to stop and smell the roses?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-21-2008, 10:10 AM
Because they're all masochists and they're really love it if the roses reaches out and smacked them across the face with their thorns!
Why am I still awake when I should be asleep?
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Bunai
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05-21-2008, 10:38 AM
Because You're a Robot
--Why am I still awake when I should be asleep? >_>;; i'm serious
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Silver Magi
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05-21-2008, 04:13 PM
Cause Your eyes dont wanna close ;_;
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Why do I have a cold? -.-
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-21-2008, 08:19 PM
Because you caught it in a jar, but when you put air holes in the lid, it escaped and infected you!
Why are platypuses so awesome?
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Silver Magi
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05-21-2008, 08:20 PM
Cause they are 2 animals in one! 8D
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Why can't I stop sneezing? :X
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-21-2008, 08:23 PM
Because somebody is talking about you!
Why do we stick to chairs when it's hot? D=
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girlbot9
fallen angel.
Penpal
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05-21-2008, 11:51 PM
because you're sweat is glue like
why do we kill things?
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rillaz
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05-22-2008, 12:22 AM
Because dead things are tasty. Yummy~!
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Why do telemarketers keep phoning me?
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Bunai
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05-22-2008, 12:51 AM
They want to make sure you are home
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Why does the left arm on Mene avatars look like a sausage?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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05-22-2008, 12:53 AM
Because Mene is secretly owned by Jimmy Dean and they are using subliminal marketing to get you to buy their sausages!!!
Is root beer really made with roots?
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Xephia
Dead Account Holder
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05-22-2008, 07:38 AM
Yep, roots of a Mandrake.
How do you fit a Giraffe into a refrigerator?
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