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kaylakim
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03-14-2009, 09:43 PM
The woodchuck can't chuck wood .
Why do we wear clothes ?
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tailer
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03-14-2009, 10:47 PM
so that we wouldn't have to see other people's stretch marks.
What time is it?
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Sally Sinema
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03-15-2009, 10:01 AM
Time to make the donuts!
How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 11:24 AM
None. the light bulb's already screwed in.
Why do people sneeze?
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Sally Sinema
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03-15-2009, 07:24 PM
To dislodge unwanted thoughts.
Why is space black when air is clear and the sky is blue?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 08:38 PM
because thats just how god wanted it.
what is the speed of darkness?
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kaylakim
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03-15-2009, 08:46 PM
The speed of darkness is the same as the speed of light.
~ Why do we have a belly button? ~
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 08:50 PM
So the doctor's can suck on it, right after they cut the umbilical cord off.
Why is my head bigger than yours?
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Zenma
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03-15-2009, 08:53 PM
because you are just strange.
why is victor so annoying?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 08:54 PM
His mother originally wanted to have an abortion, but it failed.
Why can birds fly, when we can't?
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Zenma
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03-15-2009, 08:58 PM
because we are way cooler than birds and discovered that flying is not all it is cracked up to be.
if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there, does it make a noise?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 08:59 PM
well if you weren't there, you wouldn't know.
how many sticks am I holding in my hand?
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Zenma
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03-15-2009, 09:04 PM
none actually, since i am sittting right next to you!!!
do you see a hat or an elephant in a boa constrictor?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 09:06 PM
Since I am an adult, all I see is a hat.
Does Barbados have any bars?
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Zenma
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03-15-2009, 09:09 PM
yes, but only 1.
what do santa and a piece of cheese have in common?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 09:13 PM
They both are big and have plenty of surprises for you.
Do ducks swim?
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Zenma
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03-15-2009, 09:23 PM
eh...i think so but im not really sure because ive never really thought of it.
is there any gold at the end of the rainbow?
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Ambi Kay
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03-15-2009, 09:47 PM
The pot of gold thing is a myth; its actually a bucket of chicken.
How did rave culture get started ?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 10:06 PM
Like everything else, Scottish people invented it.
What is haggis actually composed of?
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Sally Sinema
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03-15-2009, 11:05 PM
Organ meats and old Scottish newspapers.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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tailer
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03-15-2009, 11:12 PM
Hot dog! who knows?
When do tooth fairies appear?
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Sally Sinema
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03-15-2009, 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tailer
Hot dog! who knows?
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( the actual joke is "doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come anyway.")
Right after a boxing match.
How do you know if a fish is sleeping?
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.:Meep:.
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03-16-2009, 03:02 AM
When it turns purple.
why is water wet?
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pandamonium
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03-16-2009, 04:55 AM
Because air is is dry.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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Zenma
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03-16-2009, 07:30 PM
no we dont, we drive on a road and park in a parking space, silly!
if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
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