The one in my pocket casting pepper spells.

why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?

because the narwhal made them do it
why am I

Because I am not.

Why do I have so much stuff?

because you sleepshop
why am I sleepposting?

Because the valium makes you do it.

Why am I still awake?

Pie O-o
why is the world so... BANG!

because i dug a hole to the core of the planet and dropped 10000000 bombs.
Why is the person above me in the word forum always the same??

because you're following eachother?
What is the point of birthdays?

to make you depressed and old
why are you wearing pants

I'm not.. o.o;
Why is the sky blue? =O

Because the grass is green~

Why can't we be naked when shopping ?

that would imply we are poor and in need of money
why is a letter a number? people say no. A (tis krazy!)

'cause your wrong :O

When will the world end?

Tommorow!!!!!!
Why should i go to work?

Because the more money you make, the closer you are to your dream of a money suit!

I just divided by zero! What now?

I kill ju.

Do you know your chicken?

No
Do you like green eggs and ham?

I prefer pink pineapples.

How about going over the rainbow?

Why of course. That's where you find all the gold, skittles and fired leprechauns you want. Wait, you're not supposed to eat them!? Whoops...

Do you 'got milk'?

:O yes, you stalker!

Will I ever be successful? ;~;

only if you go and kill the moon
will my face explode?

What have I told you people about revealing my evil plans! Gosh! >.<
Only if you keep hanging around with all those rabbits.

Just how does one go about extracting adorable characters from animes for purposes of kidnapping?

Photoshop and a printer :yes:

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? :?

happy opposite day!
does that mean it is or isn't opposite day?

Neither. The simple confusion over the issue causes the world to implode from the sheer magnitude of the chaos your question causes. Thanks a lot.

Why are Air Gear chapters so short?