because they aren't underaged, they are benjamin button!
Why is there a snake in my boot?

It likes your foot.
Why do dogs hate me?

because you are a bannana why does money make the world go round?

Because the world is greedy and people would go insane without something to obsess over.

Why is Greenland all snowy and Iceland isn't.. O.o

like I said, HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!
why did I accidentally just punch myself in the face? (I really did >.<)

Because your hand wanted to kiss you =D

Why are these pizza bites too hot? *Nommed and burned tongue* Dx!

because you didn't Omnommed them
french toast! OF! DOOM!

Why didn't you ask a question?

it is a question, you just right some thing like "peanut butter eggs!" back or something
Are you a mutant alien zombie?

Mutant alien zombie amputee, actually...

Do you live in a yellow submarine?

yes, we all live in a yellow submarine (I just LOL'd at myself because I just wrote yes, we all live in a yellow sergeant pepper XD)
why did I LOL at myself?

Because you referenced the wrong Beatles song.

Why is the rum gone?

the wizard did it
the square root of pi?

*head explodes*

Now, why did my head explode?

because the square root of pi?
why am I talking to you?

Because these games make us do it.

How old are you?

eleventysix
why the yoyo?

Because nobody likes jacks anymore.

Why do I feel like I've been here before?

because you have
Umbrella phone is pie?

Umbrella phone is not pie, but hamburgers.

Why is the sun coming up? D:

It isn't It's all in your mind
why am I doing interpretive dance at my desk to Blue foundation's "eyes on fire"?

Because you are trying to gain my appreciation...

Why should I refrain from going back to bed anymore?

because you shouldn't throws sleepy dust at you
34-56+78=? - 45.6

*head explodes again*

Why do you keep asking me math questions?

Because we love to watch heads explosions

Why am I eating a carrot muffin when I have a yummy fruit pie in the frig ?