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Kidalanna
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05-10-2009, 03:21 AM
[NOOO! Not the aliens!]
Because you're a nutcase, of course. But don't worry, it's how you were programmed to be... by the aliens...
Why are dogs loud?
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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05-10-2009, 06:57 AM
Because if they were whisper quiet you'd never know of you had an intruder.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Berri
Very fresh and juicy stuff!
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05-10-2009, 04:57 PM
Because good things always happen the bad people as well, so we need to balance the phenomenon.
Why is there a mother's day and no daughter's day?
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Cloudwalker
(^._.^)ﾉ
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05-10-2009, 06:00 PM
Because then there would have to be a son's day and no one wants to celebrate an annoying boy's existence. XP
Why do I not feel like doing the house cleaning?
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say-i-love-you
(◎_◎;)
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05-10-2009, 07:27 PM
because houses should be designed to clean themselves
why do friends always result in drama?
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Kidalanna
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05-10-2009, 09:34 PM
Because if they weren't dramatic, where would people get excitement in their life?
Why do cows go 'moo'?
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Cloudwalker
(^._.^)ﾉ
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05-14-2009, 10:34 PM
Because they're trying to say "boo", but haven't figured out how yet.
Why do cats stare at you so creepily?
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wishie
Send me cheesecake
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Pixel Pixie
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05-14-2009, 11:17 PM
Because they're pimps and what their money.
Why are there spots on my glasses?
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Cloudwalker
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05-15-2009, 12:20 AM
Because I threw a pie at you.
Why is it wet outside?
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~Prototipo-Annette~
⊙ω⊙
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05-15-2009, 01:42 AM
Because someone up in heaven kick the bucket of insta-lake over.
Why don't nerf guns make a "pop" sound like a real gun?
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Violet_Beauregarde91
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05-15-2009, 05:46 PM
Because they SUCK!!
Why do people need to crap?
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PrittiAkuma
Dead Account Holder
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05-15-2009, 10:42 PM
It's a very old mystery of humanity.
Why you have to learn to read?
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Cloudwalker
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05-16-2009, 12:13 AM
You learn to read for the sole purpose of getting onto Menewsha and talking with all of us. ^_^
Why aren't amusement parks open all year round?
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~Prototipo-Annette~
⊙ω⊙
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05-16-2009, 01:34 AM
Because then they'd run out of fun.
Why do chickens come from eggs?
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zeapear
How's Annie?
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05-16-2009, 06:43 AM
because eggs come from chickens
why do free hugs always cost dignity
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Fey
~Aoki Juukyo~ Y o u - k n o w - ...
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05-16-2009, 07:33 PM
I'm too proud to answer
Why do we wear hats?
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Sally Sinema
(◎_◎;)
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05-17-2009, 07:25 AM
To keep our thoughts from escaping.
How do you know if a fish is sleeping?
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Cloudwalker
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05-18-2009, 10:13 PM
If you stick a cat in front of them and they don't run/swim away.
Why is there 24 hours in a day?
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Kidalanna
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05-18-2009, 11:30 PM
Because 23 is a prime number and 25 is too common.
Why do we trim our fingernails?
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Violet_Beauregarde91
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05-19-2009, 08:53 PM
To keep from turning into mutant cats, of course!
Why do people hate when other people slam doors in their faces?
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Cloudwalker
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05-20-2009, 12:53 AM
Because then they have to take the extra effort to turn the knob and open the door themselves. People are lazy.
Why do we get tired?
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Kidalanna
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05-20-2009, 01:50 AM
Because tiny mutant kittens are slowly eating our energy away each day... o.O
Why do people like to wear jeans?
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~Prototipo-Annette~
⊙ω⊙
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05-20-2009, 01:55 AM
It's a government conspiracy. They get great profits off the sale of cotton and use it to fund their mis-deeds.
Why does my drawing insist on coming out demented?
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Kidalanna
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05-20-2009, 02:24 AM
Because your eyes are in backwards.
Why don't cats breathe fire?
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Sally Sinema
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05-20-2009, 05:41 AM
Because they prefer their meat raw.
Why don't we worship the easter bunny?
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