You lube it up with Olive Oil.

Why does my dog have fur?

It needs some place for the fleas to hide!

Why is there a unicorn on my desk?

Because it can't see you properly when it's on the floor!

Is the colour orange named after orange the fruit?

No, it's Armenia for over-sized strangely colored golf ball.

Is it time for bed yet?

to cause everyone's a robot

what are fugoo fish?

A funny named animal that happens to be a fish o-o
--
Why is no-one replying on my R-P? xDD

Because your not giving out Peanut Butter!!

-

Why are Orchids so hard to find?

because the event is over

what is ur fav brand of peanut butter and why

I don't like peanut butter because it is the root of all evil. Just look at Mr. Peanut with his top hat and monocle. Obviously he is trying to take over the world!!

Why are the crusts on wheat bread all burny tasting? =P

Because burny tasting is the new fad in Bread Fashion, and as we all know, Wheat is always stylish.

-♥-

Why are "hot dogs" called "hot DOGS"?

Because if we called them hot cats, people might get funny ideas about them.

Why does cheese go so well with pasta?

Well, you see, it all stems from the cultivation of the pasta plant.

On the 31st of February, the pasta plant (which sprouts from the ground in only the most Italian portions of China) is in a crucial stage of its development. Without the fertilization from the Provolonian Cheese Gnat, it could never fully bloom. Because of this symbiosis, cheese is excellent with pasta.

----

Why don't we have glass-bottom plane rides?

Because people would wet themselves once they realized how high up in the air they are and they're standing on a piece of clear glass that will break because of the changes in temperature and pressure.

Why are pickles so warty?

Because they're made from toads.

Where does belly button lint come from?

Belly button fairies. They come in the night when you're sleeping and give you the gift of belly button lint. If you save it up, you can knit a magical belly button lint sweater!

Why does Godzilla hate Tokyo?

Huh, I always thought it was aliens.

Because Tokyo bullied Godzilla in high school.

Why aren't there wigs made of food?

Because if we all had wigs of spaghetti, we'd go bald around dinnertime D=

Why do fortune cookies give out lottery numbers?

It's a conspiracy. They know that no one will ever use the numbers in the fortune cookies, so that's what they make the winning numbers be. The Chinese are now rich because of this. Of course, they have to split it with the lottery people.

Why is crack called crack?

Because one day a drug dealer was walking around with this rock of drugs and he dropped it and it cracked open on the sidewalk. He was going to get mad, but the he realized that he could sell more of it if he cracked it up into smaller pieces, so he called it Crack.

Why do people get old?

They don't. Time is actually going backwards and we're getting younger, we just don't realize that when we're born, we're bigger and more wrinkled than when we die.

Where did diapers come from?

They were a gift from the ancient gods who wanted us to collect the waste of babies and offer them up in temples to please them and have them bless our crops.

Where is anime made?

In Animania, a country far to the north, surrounded by vast ink wells and paper mines.

Where do the mints on hotel pillows come from?

The mint man puts the there to gain you favor before he takes over the world.

Why can't I find a Job?

Oh, you can, but not the kind of job you want.

Unless you like diseases~

Why are things so expensive?

Because the trees are stingy and stopped growing money!

Which is better, cereal from a bag or cereal from a box?