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Violet_Beauregarde91
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05-20-2009, 02:04 PM
Because Santa Claus would get jealous, silly!
Why do people have eyes?
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Sally Sinema
(◎_◎;)
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05-21-2009, 09:36 PM
So they don't bump into each other.
Why are penguins black and white?
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Kidalanna
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05-21-2009, 11:03 PM
So that they can try and look sophisticated in their "tuxes".
Why do people get the hiccups?
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Sally Sinema
(◎_◎;)
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05-22-2009, 08:09 AM
Because bacteria are using their diaphragm as a trampoline
Why am I still awake?
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Tomten
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05-22-2009, 09:58 AM
Because You like me O.o
Why do i do things?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-23-2009, 03:05 AM
So that you don't turn into a one-eyed couch potato.
Why do I not have money?
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Kidalanna
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05-24-2009, 05:07 PM
Because a platypus came by one day, snuck into your bedroom, and ate it all. o.o
Why can't people fly?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-24-2009, 09:45 PM
Because their feet get glued to the ground every time they try.
Why do we have noses?
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CinnoCake
(-.-)zzZ
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05-25-2009, 02:11 AM
So the flowers can cause allergies!
Why won't my stomach ever fill?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-25-2009, 05:35 AM
Because it's actually a land fill.
Why do people have to pay for stuff?
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pchanpiggy
⊙ω⊙
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05-25-2009, 03:46 PM
Cause if we didn't that would be just great =3
Why is my boss a moron?
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Kidalanna
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05-25-2009, 06:22 PM
Because you drained all of his intelligence, and now he has none left. o.O [brain eater...]
Why does my ear hurt?
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Little Miss Flip-Flops
So many questions... never enoug...
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05-25-2009, 09:53 PM
Because if it didn't then all the little elves would have nothing to do
Why can't I get off the computer?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-25-2009, 09:56 PM
Because there's a disease going around, the case of which is that you can't let go of technology for more than 12 hours or you'll die.
Why is the helicopter game so annoying?
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Kidalanna
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05-26-2009, 12:09 AM
So that no one will want to fly helicopters in real life and the politicians can conquer the world!!!
Why do people drive?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-26-2009, 08:32 AM
So they have an excuse to run over people.
Why don't we remember anything from when we were babies/kids?
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Cloudwalker
(^._.^)ノ
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05-27-2009, 07:29 PM
Because when you're a baby/kid people do stuff in front of you that they would never do in front of an older kid/adult. The HORRORS of what you've seen must be forgotten.
Why can't I seem to get a job?
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Kidalanna
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05-27-2009, 09:13 PM
It's obviously because of all the rabid bunnies following you around.
Why can't bunnies swim?
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pchanpiggy
⊙ω⊙
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05-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Because they are allergic to water.
Why does my ferret bite people?
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Kidalanna
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05-27-2009, 11:07 PM
It's a love bite~ :3
Why does coffee smell good?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-28-2009, 06:47 AM
Because you're an addict.
Why does smoke make people cough but not me?
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Cloudwalker
(^._.^)ノ
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05-28-2009, 11:18 PM
Because you're an addict
Why is anime music the best ever?
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Kidalanna
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05-29-2009, 04:27 AM
Simply due to the fact that anime music intimidates all other forms of music, making them scared, so they're worse. ^^
Why can't humans fly?
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opalistic8
The artist in training ;)
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05-29-2009, 05:44 AM
Because they're scared of heights.
When will the sun explode?
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Insane Cricket
(・・^...
Banned
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05-29-2009, 05:54 AM
Whenever you least expect it to.
Why don't dolphins have wings?
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