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#976
Old 05-20-2009, 02:04 PM

Because Santa Claus would get jealous, silly!

Why do people have eyes?

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#977
Old 05-21-2009, 09:36 PM

So they don't bump into each other.

Why are penguins black and white?

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#978
Old 05-21-2009, 11:03 PM

So that they can try and look sophisticated in their "tuxes".

Why do people get the hiccups?

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#979
Old 05-22-2009, 08:09 AM

Because bacteria are using their diaphragm as a trampoline

Why am I still awake?

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#980
Old 05-22-2009, 09:58 AM

Because You like me O.o

Why do i do things?

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#981
Old 05-23-2009, 03:05 AM

So that you don't turn into a one-eyed couch potato.
Why do I not have money?

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#982
Old 05-24-2009, 05:07 PM

Because a platypus came by one day, snuck into your bedroom, and ate it all. o.o

Why can't people fly?

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#983
Old 05-24-2009, 09:45 PM

Because their feet get glued to the ground every time they try.

Why do we have noses?

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#984
Old 05-25-2009, 02:11 AM

So the flowers can cause allergies!

Why won't my stomach ever fill?

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#985
Old 05-25-2009, 05:35 AM

Because it's actually a land fill.

Why do people have to pay for stuff?

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#986
Old 05-25-2009, 03:46 PM

Cause if we didn't that would be just great =3
Why is my boss a moron?

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#987
Old 05-25-2009, 06:22 PM

Because you drained all of his intelligence, and now he has none left. o.O [brain eater...]

Why does my ear hurt?

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#988
Old 05-25-2009, 09:53 PM

Because if it didn't then all the little elves would have nothing to do


Why can't I get off the computer?

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#989
Old 05-25-2009, 09:56 PM

Because there's a disease going around, the case of which is that you can't let go of technology for more than 12 hours or you'll die.

Why is the helicopter game so annoying?

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#990
Old 05-26-2009, 12:09 AM

So that no one will want to fly helicopters in real life and the politicians can conquer the world!!!

Why do people drive?

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#991
Old 05-26-2009, 08:32 AM

So they have an excuse to run over people.

Why don't we remember anything from when we were babies/kids?

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#992
Old 05-27-2009, 07:29 PM

Because when you're a baby/kid people do stuff in front of you that they would never do in front of an older kid/adult. The HORRORS of what you've seen must be forgotten.

Why can't I seem to get a job?

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#993
Old 05-27-2009, 09:13 PM

It's obviously because of all the rabid bunnies following you around.

Why can't bunnies swim?

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#994
Old 05-27-2009, 11:04 PM

Because they are allergic to water.

Why does my ferret bite people?

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#995
Old 05-27-2009, 11:07 PM

It's a love bite~ :3

Why does coffee smell good?

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#996
Old 05-28-2009, 06:47 AM

Because you're an addict.

Why does smoke make people cough but not me?

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#997
Old 05-28-2009, 11:18 PM

Because you're an addict

Why is anime music the best ever?

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#998
Old 05-29-2009, 04:27 AM

Simply due to the fact that anime music intimidates all other forms of music, making them scared, so they're worse. ^^

Why can't humans fly?

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#999
Old 05-29-2009, 05:44 AM

Because they're scared of heights.

When will the sun explode?

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#1000
Old 05-29-2009, 05:54 AM

Whenever you least expect it to.

Why don't dolphins have wings?

 


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