Because you have a brain-cramp. o.o

Why did I have spaghetti with nothing but plain tomato sauce on top for dinner? U.U

Because the meatballs hid themselves...

Why are good cellphones so expensive?

To make people who can't afford them feel bad.

Why is my wrist so itchy?

Because MY wrist is also itchy...? :S

Why are mangoes so delicious?

Because the are the sweet and juicy harlots of the fruit world.

Why am I such a bibliophile?

Because you were smart enough to use the dictionary to find out just what a biliophile is. o-O *has no idea*

How does a plane fly?

By errr...floating around the cosmos I guess? o.O

Why does my camera cost so much batteries to run? I recharged my batteries and they didn't last a minute on the camera. Damn it. >.>

Because it's still young and neds ectra nourishment~! :XD

Why does my head have a heartbeat? (AKA it's kind of pounding, but it doesn't hurt... it's like my heart's settled in my brain o.O)

Because your heart decided that your brain needed more blood? o.O;; (I get those too sometimes, usually when my heart's beating faster than normal)

What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?

One has more human killing ingredients in it than the other o.o (and pepsi tastes better XD)

Why do I live in a dream world?

Because you walk on Clouds and Cloud is such a daydreamer. >.>;;

Why are katanas so expensive IRL?

Because the have to fly all the way from Japan, imagine how much they'd be if they had to walk them here?

Why is morning so Damned early?

Morning was named so because when people wake up, they mourn for not being able to sleep later. Geddit? xD

Why are my legs hurting? o.O

small baby hippos are chewing on it! DD:

why is the weather so hot lately?

Because it thinks that it's sexy >.<

Why do so many women like to wear pointed highheels even though it obviously kills their feet when they're walking? D:

they like the pain!! @[email protected] ;;

why do my pencils always disappear??

Because they have the ability to turn invisible o.O

Why are news nearly always so monotonous?

because the aliens are censoring it!!

where do bananas come from?

From the moneky's heaven! o.O

WTF why did, when I looked out of the corner of my eye, the Skittles packet have angry eyes?????? O.O

Because they're glaring at you when they think you're not looking xDD

Why is it so hard to not accidentally make your own OC into a Mary Sue/Gary Stu? D:

*_______* the aliens are also controlling that!?

why are trees so greeeen??

Because they're feeling sick D:

Why do mold grow where it's damp?

the dampness is actually eating broccoli, and the mold is just leftovers~ O:

what kind of weather is it like during summer?

Sexy. Hot.

Why is the ocean blue?

Because every morning they dump huge vats of blue dye in it to keep it that color.

Why do I have to work tomorrow?