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Evermore_112
Loving The Peaceful Crash of Hea...
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07-02-2009, 05:05 AM
because tomorrow is the day that hates you.
Why did Michael Jackson have to die the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
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xXKingdomHeartsXx
I's not a morning person ;)
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07-02-2009, 05:14 AM
Because god sent another curse amongst men to kill all the famous people so that there would be a riot in the media... :P
Why is my brain all fuzzy? @ [email protected]
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Sally Sinema
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07-02-2009, 05:16 AM
Because you swallowed all those cotton balls.
Why is my throat sore?
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xXKingdomHeartsXx
I's not a morning person ;)
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07-02-2009, 05:18 AM
Because you went swimming in a salt-pool and liked the taste.
Why can't I have Midori's cat ears? T^T
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Sally Sinema
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07-02-2009, 05:20 AM
Because they're MINE MINE MINE!!!
What's the difference between naked and nekkid?
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xXKingdomHeartsXx
I's not a morning person ;)
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07-02-2009, 05:22 AM
Nekkid can also refer to that slang word for which I don't know the meaning xD
Why does my dad worship Judge Judy? o.o
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Sally Sinema
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07-02-2009, 05:32 AM
Because she is a brainwashing succubus
Why do cats purr?
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Evermore_112
Loving The Peaceful Crash of Hea...
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07-02-2009, 05:41 AM
because you feed them.
Why does my butt hurt in this chair?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-02-2009, 02:32 PM
Because the chair had been biting on your butt without you noticing, and by the time you noticed, it wasn't biting and your butt hurts. o.O;;
Why is the Spongebob Squarepants show so popular?
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Sally Sinema
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07-02-2009, 11:03 PM
Because pot heads have to watch something?
Why do I have to wear pants?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 03:26 AM
Because skirts don't breathe.
Why do cereal get soggy so fast?
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Siri
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07-03-2009, 03:31 AM
Because they'd rather drown in the milk than get eaten?
Why do cats sleep all day?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 03:32 AM
Because they find their fur so warm and fuzzy that it just lures them into a nice sleepy doze.
Why are hairstyles so hard to maintain?
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Siri
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07-03-2009, 03:34 AM
Because the 80's are coming back! :D
Where do dust bunnies hide if you move the couch?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 03:36 AM
They hide in the couch...so one never finds them under the furniture!
Why are fish cold-blooded?
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Siri
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07-03-2009, 03:38 AM
Because people might be tempted to eat warm fish without cooking them! :o
Why is Harry Potter British?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 03:46 AM
He isn't; he's actually a Brazilian in disguise while on the hideout from the American Dark Lord Wardytort. o.O
Why do all the Weasleys have red, flaming hair?
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Siri
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07-03-2009, 03:47 AM
Well, if Harry Potter is Brazilian, it stands to reason that the Weasleys are all Irish. Duh.
Why do people break things when they play on the Wii?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 03:49 AM
Because they're so busy screaming "Wheeee! (Wii)", they don't notice what their flailing arms are hitting o.O
Why are PlayStation 3s so expensive? D:
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Siri
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07-03-2009, 04:01 AM
Because God doesn't want you to have one. xD;;
Why does my cat always sleep on my neck?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 04:03 AM
T___T
Because it considers itself a your personal neck-warmer.
How long does it take for a human body to decompose?
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Azazel_pup
The protector you love to hate
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07-03-2009, 04:11 AM
depends on where the body decides to decompose at...
why does life hurt so much?
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Siri
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07-03-2009, 04:12 AM
Invisible aliens are experimenting on us and we've got invisible needles and pins everywhere! D:
What would our shadows do if they didn't have to follow us all the time?
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Azazel_pup
The protector you love to hate
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07-03-2009, 04:17 AM
they'd dance the night away..,
which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Antagonist
The Great Adversary
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Penpal
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07-03-2009, 04:26 AM
The chicken, because they need to evolve first from simple oragnisms into larger lifeforms and then am able to gradually develope the system of producing eggs that hatch into chicks.
Why do people say that people go crazy during the full moon?
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