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#1176
Old 08-17-2009, 03:34 AM

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It already got bought, sorry. Someone said it'd make a nice main course, with some gravy and baked potatoes.

If the universe imploded, what would happen to humans? o.o

They would become sparkly and emo XD

Why do my eyes always close when i sneeze?

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#1177
Old 08-17-2009, 03:34 AM

so they don't blow out of your skull. why is it that my cats like to bite and lick my toes?

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#1178
Old 08-17-2009, 08:03 AM

It reminds them of sausages.

Why can't humans fly?

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#1179
Old 08-17-2009, 05:34 PM

Because we eat too much D:

Why does every girl I know think Robert Pattinson is hot?

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#1180
Old 08-17-2009, 05:47 PM

Because every girl is born a rabid fangirl x]

Why do we fart? :O

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#1181
Old 08-17-2009, 09:06 PM

we fart because that is how the people in the ice age talked and kept warm.
Why do little kids eat boogers?

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#1182
Old 08-17-2009, 09:09 PM

Because an older family member has told them that if they eat enough they will become magic!

Why do cows go moo?

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#1183
Old 08-17-2009, 10:49 PM

Because they're trying to say 'Moon', but pronouncing 'N' is too difficult for them.

Why is my little brother playing Zoo Tycoon 2?

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#1184
Old 08-18-2009, 12:04 AM

Must be because he aspires to be a zebra!

Why does my shirt have a useless button on it?

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#1185
Old 08-18-2009, 02:03 AM

To annoy you to death


Why do people think vampires that sparkle are cool when they are really gay?

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#1186
Old 08-18-2009, 02:04 AM

Because gay guys are always hot and sparkle turns me on. lol

Why can't we breath underwater?

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#1187
Old 08-18-2009, 02:25 AM

Cause we were kicked out of Atlantes


Why are yaoi fests pg 18?

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#1188
Old 08-18-2009, 02:56 AM

Because they're not considered plausible enough to be rather anything higher.

Why are knives sharp?

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#1189
Old 08-18-2009, 04:28 AM

@Kidalanna: Because if they was not sharp there wouldn't be a point.

Why is the big toe big?

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#1190
Old 08-18-2009, 12:30 PM

Because if it weren't so big, you'll probably end up stepping on it.

Why do women get periods?

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#1191
Old 08-18-2009, 07:11 PM

Because we are too cool not to have them.

Why do seives have holes?

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#1192
Old 08-18-2009, 07:24 PM

Because they're holy.

What colour are invisible unicorns?

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#1193
Old 08-18-2009, 08:30 PM

Purple

Why do Spanish people speak Spanish

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#1194
Old 08-18-2009, 11:44 PM

Cause god hates them


Why me?

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#1195
Old 08-19-2009, 12:51 AM

Because you have a 'pick me!' sticker on your head.

What causes people to die?

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#1196
Old 08-19-2009, 01:17 AM

You


What is god?

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#1197
Old 08-19-2009, 02:08 AM

god is cool

why are we alive?

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#1198
Old 08-19-2009, 03:16 AM

So that we can do cute dances and parteh all day long. >3

What makes the earth spin?

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#1199
Old 08-19-2009, 03:35 AM

The earth spins because the earth is but a disco ball in the solar system.

Why is a person who does art and artist but someone who races isn't a racist?

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#1200
Old 08-19-2009, 03:43 AM

why am i a human? :D

 


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