Cereal from the ground, You have to grow it though, from special seeds U_U
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Why can't I get rid of my cold? *sneezes* >_<

Deja vu. Because you haven't thrown it far enough away. You must take it to the ocean and drop it off a cliff to truly rid yourself of its nuisance.

Why do artists like to make black Xs over people's nipples?

Because it's hot.

Why don't you take off your bra?

Because if I did my boobs would escape and try to take over the world!

Why isn't your heart shaped like a heart ♥?

Because it was broken... *Sob*

Why is peanut butter acceptable with jelly, but not on a hot dog?

Have you ever tried to slather peanut butter on a dog in the sun? First of all, it melts and second of all, the dog licks it all off! It's just not worth it.

Why is the world infatuated with boobies? XD

Because boobies are infatuated with the world.

Why does cheese get moldy?

Because something that wonderful cannot last forever. The universe had to come up with a way to end its life for the good of all existence!

Why are maraschino cherries nowhere near as yummy as fresh ones?

I don't know what the difference is, but I'd say it's because of Pac Man.

*nod*

Why can people fly in their dreams if they can't fly in real life?

Because dreams are made of magic, while real life is being sucked dry of magic by evil cooperations who want you to rely on their modes of transportation. If everybody could fly, they wouldn't make any money!

Why do I have songs on my computer that I don't even like?

Hypnotism. Plain and simple.

When do doves cry?

Because Prince wrote a song about them. They would have been perfectly happy to live out happy lives until he came along!

Why do elephants like peanuts?

I said when, not why. xP

Because they fit into their trunks in a way that's perfect for launching them at people they hate.

What exactly does the flux capacitor do?

Ah, well they cry WHEN Prince since about them XD

It capacitates the fluctuations of the universe of course. Didn't you learn that in advanced space physics 3538?

Why do people sparkle when they get beamed up by spaceships?

They don't. That sparkle is actually the tumors being implanted into your eyes by the space beam.

Why do aliens fly in frisbees?

Because they're more aerodynamic than space planes. When there's no up or down, it's so impractical to be stuck going in a straight line.

Why do cookies make crumbs?

Because if they didn't make crumbs, they'd drop little particles of anti-mater, which would, unfortunately, completely destroy existence as we know it. ;o;

Why don't' good artists get the recognition they deserve? D=

Because people are trained to like crap. Oh wait, I'm supposed to give a stupid answer, not the truth! Um....because a piece of the Ice Queen's broken mirror flew into everyone's eyes making the world ugly and beauty hard to grasp.

Why am I suddenly so tired tonight?

The sandman ate your brain.

Why do i work for minimum wage? ;o;

Because that million dollar a year position you had your eye on required you to be able to contort yourself into a small box and your spine couldn't handle it.

Do I want to get up and get a glass of milk to go with my oreos or just eat them with water?

You want to go get milk, otherwise the Spanish inquisition will get you, because NO BODY expect them. Ever.

Should i go to bed soon?

Yes, but only if I can join you.

....Can I join you? *is also very tired* ^_^;;

Of course, since I have an abnormally large bed (it's like a california king and it's just little 5'4 me in it. XD;; ) but you'll have to bring your own pillows and blankies because, despite the fact that i have several THOUSAND pillows on my bed, I require all of them. Yes. ALL OF THEN. because if I dont have a plethora of pillows at my disposal the world will like.. implode, or something. >_>;;;

Why does my job insist on making me work till midnight every night? *weep*

(you sound like me, I have like, six pillows and multiple sheets and blankets. I don't sleep on my bed, I nest in it XD)

Because you're so awesome, they just can't bear to let you go! At night, after you leave, they cry for hours.

Why did I volunteer to run my guild event all by myself?

(lol, i do the exact same thing! Whenever my boyfriend sleeps over he always complains that i cuddle more with my pillows then him. XD It feels so warm and safe in my nest of blankies and fluff! =D )

Because you know that only you can prevent... uh.. Guild fires? >_>

How is it I'm still able to function after running around like a crazy lady all day? XD