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#1251
Old 08-29-2009, 04:03 AM

Because they're supposed to be distracting

Why are pickle jars so hard to open?

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#1252
Old 08-29-2009, 02:41 PM

Because pickles have their own special force fields to ward off people with short attention spans.

Why do we use cars?

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#1253
Old 08-29-2009, 10:39 PM

Because humans are too stupid to know that we can actually fly if we concentrate.

When does the moon go blue?

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#1254
Old 08-30-2009, 12:38 AM

when pigs fly
why does a waterfall fall?

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#1255
Old 08-30-2009, 01:28 AM

Because it's fat
Why can't I walk through walls?

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#1256
Old 08-30-2009, 04:23 AM

Cause you are dead


To gay world?

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#1257
Old 08-31-2009, 03:23 AM

Porquoi?
[I don't understand the question... o.o]

Wassup?

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#1258
Old 08-31-2009, 12:34 PM

Mars is going to combust and suck the world into a black hole.
What's going to happen to the Mayor?

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#1259
Old 08-31-2009, 01:42 PM

He shall die a painful death


Is the yaoi fest fun?

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#1260
Old 09-01-2009, 11:12 PM

NO! GO TO BED!

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

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#1261
Old 09-02-2009, 02:56 AM

It means... well... *>,<*

Why is the square root of purple x marbles?

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#1262
Old 09-02-2009, 03:21 AM

Because it wants to be.

Why does my baby sister cry so much?

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#1263
Old 09-02-2009, 12:53 PM

Cause she hates you.

Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

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#1264
Old 09-03-2009, 01:43 AM

Forty-Two.

Why can't people float?

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#1265
Old 09-03-2009, 08:14 PM

Because most people aren't fat enough to.

Why aren't most people fat enough to float?

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#1266
Old 09-04-2009, 04:11 AM

cuz they havent swallowed enough air...

why is the sky blue?

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#1267
Old 09-04-2009, 06:02 AM

Because the grass is green, what else is the sky going to be? Chartreuse?

Why do we breathe?

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#1268
Old 09-05-2009, 08:20 AM

To speed up the end of the world. BREATH DAMNIT BREATHE.

I can has cheeseburger?

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#1269
Old 09-05-2009, 11:21 AM

No, because you will end up like Oprah. Crazy and all. xD

Can I jump off of my roof and get 20$?
I'm desperate man. D;;;;;

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#1270
Old 09-05-2009, 02:13 PM

No, but if you give me a sponge bath I will give you 50 ;)

Who shot Mr Burns?

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#1271
Old 09-05-2009, 05:40 PM

A gun.

What is the number of pi?

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#1272
Old 09-06-2009, 03:09 AM

The standard number of pastries that one buys while at the store. :3

Why can't people go through walls?

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#1273
Old 09-06-2009, 03:13 AM

Because we're too fat. :P

Why do people wear socks?

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#1274
Old 09-06-2009, 05:58 AM

because our shoes are perverts?

why do they make 1-ply, 2-ply, and 3-ply kleenex?

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#1275
Old 09-06-2009, 06:13 AM

they like counting
what do I ask?

 


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