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Oirish
Dirty Pirate Scum
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09-06-2009, 06:34 PM
You ask how many dams a beaver can build in a 52 day span...
How many freckles do I have? O_o
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exeno chan
The emo ninja
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09-06-2009, 06:37 PM
zerofinnty
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
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Earth Maiden Fallon
Dead Account Holder
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09-08-2009, 10:52 PM
5 to the power of norris.
How are you? :P
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xxxmusicaddictionxxx
(-.-)zzZ
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11-25-2009, 08:40 PM
Purple
Why did you just eat my chapstick!?!?
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jerazzicasaurus
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11-25-2009, 11:04 PM
because my salamander already ate mine
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
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kinuyasha
(-.-)zzZ
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11-25-2009, 11:31 PM
the floor
when you go to Canada, what happens to you imagination?
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MintyRey
N00b
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01-13-2010, 09:40 AM
It gets coated with maple syrup.
Why would your tongue ever get stuck to the roof?
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KillerMiku
(-.-)zzZ
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01-13-2010, 04:18 PM
Because you jumped to high and had your tongue out. o.o
Why would you snore while eating?
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MintyRey
N00b
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01-13-2010, 08:33 PM
Because you fell asleep in your pancakes.
What do you get when you cross a boomerang, a gundam and an octopus?
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Maggerz
⊙ω⊙
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03-04-2010, 02:28 AM
A boodampus.
When will it stop raining?
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koromyst
(-.-)zzZ
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03-04-2010, 03:16 AM
When you use a gigantic vacuum device to suck up the clouds.
What happens if you bit on a piece of wood covered with loads of ants?
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lightkanna
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-04-2010, 03:18 AM
You'd feel the sensation of tropical flavor. :)
How hard is it to go hard? (LOL!)
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-04-2010, 10:03 PM
hahahahaha It's easy to go hard.
How can you be full and hungrey at the same time?
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Chikara Kitsune Takashi
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03-05-2010, 01:17 AM
Because you just ate your own stomach? O.o
Why is it still so ridiculously cold?
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-05-2010, 04:12 AM
Because I turned on the ac sorry!
Why can't I ride my bike on ice?
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ixximadelynixxi
(-.-)zzZ
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03-05-2010, 07:13 AM
Because your bike sucks
Why is the sky up and not down?
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Scarebear
⊙ω⊙
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03-05-2010, 08:07 AM
Because if it was down you'd fall into space!
Why can't my fork and my outlet get along?
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Chikara Kitsune Takashi
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03-05-2010, 02:01 PM
They do! They have a shockingly good time!
Why can't I go swimming in my school's lake?
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-05-2010, 02:23 PM
Because it doesnt like it thinks your smelly
Why do I feel like I have to pee but can't?
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Maggerz
⊙ω⊙
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03-05-2010, 02:49 PM
Your bladder is gaslighting you as punishment.
Will the kids ever get Lucky's lucky charms?
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-05-2010, 03:41 PM
Only if there lucky! lol
If you fall down a bottomless pit will you ever stop falling?
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Maggerz
⊙ω⊙
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03-05-2010, 04:15 PM
Yes, but only when you reach the realm of the crab people.
Why does my nose itch?
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-05-2010, 04:17 PM
Because I was thinking about you.
Why can I be so tired but be so awake?
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Maggerz
⊙ω⊙
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03-05-2010, 04:21 PM
You want to sleep, but the elves who live in your underwear drawer have other plans.
Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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03-05-2010, 04:32 PM
Under a football stadium with some other people.
How come I get chills in the summer time?
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