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Maggerz
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03-05-2010, 04:40 PM
They are chills of ecstasy because you love summer so much.
Why have Sasha1985 and I been answering each other's posts seven times in a row now?
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Sasha1985
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03-05-2010, 04:42 PM
Because were to cool to have anybody else answer them!
Why is it always when I get a energy drink something comes up where I cant drink it?
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SugarRos
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03-05-2010, 07:42 PM
because only pansies need sleep. (sorry, lol)
Why is it fastfood joints never give you enough katsup packets?
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KH4Life
~Sam~
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03-05-2010, 07:43 PM
Cause they are afraid you will drown.
Why cant I eat soup with a fork?
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Scarebear
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03-05-2010, 08:28 PM
Because the soup feels abused by the fork.
Why can't I use my hands to walk?
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Sasha1985
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03-05-2010, 09:56 PM
Because they don't make shoes for hands
Why do they make chocolate in diet foods?
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lightkanna
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03-05-2010, 10:30 PM
Because chocolate makes you skinny and pretty, silly.
Why do people go off-topic?
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ixximadelynixxi
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03-05-2010, 10:32 PM
b/c they're eating Skittles
Why is grass green?
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ElysiumFate
There is beauty everywhere.
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03-06-2010, 03:38 AM
Because sparkly leaf fairies make it that way every year.
Why is glass made of sand?
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lx-Kisa-xl
South Park Slashin' Fool
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03-06-2010, 03:59 AM
Because there's a dead body, rotting in your closet. Or a robber who hasn't showered for three or four weeks? Either way, you should turn off all the lights and check, unarmed.
Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt so frigging short?
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Aria22
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03-06-2010, 06:14 AM
Because her parents were trees
why is are polka dots white?
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ixximadelynixxi
(-.-)zzZ
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03-06-2010, 06:38 PM
b/c they're racist polka dots! (JK)
What is 1+1?
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Sasha1985
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03-06-2010, 06:41 PM
11! duh!
Why do you call my sweetner sweet and low? Whats so low about it?
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thelettervee
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03-06-2010, 06:59 PM
its slef esteam because it shall never be the real deal. :D
why do baby's feet smell like dried applies? O.o
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Aria22
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03-06-2010, 07:18 PM
Because they were soaked in apple sauce
Why are monkeys related to fish?
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ElysiumFate
There is beauty everywhere.
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03-06-2010, 08:17 PM
Because, obviously (I can't believe you didn't see this) monkeys teeth are made of scales and fish have scales, so thus they must be related.
Why do roses have thorns?
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ixximadelynixxi
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03-07-2010, 12:20 AM
because beauty/romance never comes w/o an ugly/evil side
What color is the color of nothing?
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Scarebear
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03-07-2010, 12:34 AM
Clear
Where's my sanity?
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ixximadelynixxi
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03-07-2010, 02:51 AM
In your coffee mug
What happened to _______ ? (fill in the blank)
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uoıʇdnɹɹoɔ
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03-07-2010, 06:02 PM
Your tortoise? Oh, you left it in the pocket to your jeans. Better get it before it goes through the laundry.
Why can't up also be down?
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lightkanna
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03-07-2010, 06:39 PM
Because being down are only for sexual people.
Why can't people get over people easily?
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Aria22
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03-08-2010, 12:09 AM
Because people are too big to jump over.
Why are blondes the smartest people on Pluto (which is a planet)?
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`Haru
Useful Idiot
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03-08-2010, 01:53 AM
They aren't. They come in a close second behind moon [pluto?] rocks.
( I'm a blonde myself, so no offense meant. x D )
&You stole my belly button... where'd you put it?
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Nekojia
I've fallen and I can't get up!
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03-08-2010, 01:55 AM
It wasn't stolen, you're just an outie.
By the way, who's responsible for the puddle on the sky?
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`Haru
Useful Idiot
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03-08-2010, 01:59 AM
I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in. ://D
Where did Elvis really go?
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