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#1351
Old 03-20-2010, 01:22 AM

Because they'd be talking about Leader-Sama if they called it Pein.

Why does my sister feel the need to molest my IMs with her eyes?

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#1352
Old 03-20-2010, 01:32 AM

so your IMs will feel loved?

why doesnt fast food talk?

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#1353
Old 03-20-2010, 01:35 AM

Because nobody wants to hear their screams of pain.

Why is it that I fear men?

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#1354
Old 03-20-2010, 07:51 AM

Because there evil.

Why is it that when you have a cold its not from being cold?

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#1355
Old 03-20-2010, 01:31 PM

Because you get it from another person who's warm.

Why do anime people have such big eyes?

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#1356
Old 03-20-2010, 05:51 PM

Because if they didn't their faces would be too proportionate.

Why do straight guys hit on lesbians so much?

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#1357
Old 03-21-2010, 02:37 PM

Because they're stupid.

Why is it called FOOTBALL if you don't use YOUR FEET!? (I'm talking about american football)

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#1358
Old 03-21-2010, 08:18 PM

Because Hand Egg sounds really non-masculine.

Why do I crave Chicken Noodle Soup?! D8

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#1359
Old 03-22-2010, 05:10 AM

Because the fisherman brainwashed you.


Why do green clothes feel like rain?

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#1360
Old 03-22-2010, 08:32 PM

Because blue clothes feel like the ocean. Can't have the clothes getting mixed, it'll be confusing.

Why is she TALKING TO ME?! *dies*

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#1361
Old 04-10-2010, 12:26 AM

Because she wants to annoy you.

Why did you just eat my watermelon!?

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#1362
Old 04-10-2010, 12:59 PM

Because I hate watermelon and I wanted a giant green striped Strawberry. :3

Who do you think your mother's aunt's father's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's friend is?

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#1363
Old 05-01-2010, 11:29 AM

She's dead!

Why do we get injured?

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#1364
Old 05-01-2010, 01:34 PM

Because that is what docotors are for!
Am I the only man here?

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#1365
Old 05-03-2010, 05:07 PM

All the other men got gender changes to blend in here.

Why is it humid out before it rains?

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#1366
Old 05-03-2010, 05:53 PM

Cause god likes the way my hair looks when its frizzy!

When can I finally stop worrying?

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#1367
Old 05-03-2010, 07:55 PM

when you feel like it
why dose my head hurt

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#1368
Old 05-03-2010, 11:00 PM

Because it obviously doesn't want to feel good. :lol:
Why can't it rain spaghetti and meatballs?

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#1369
Old 05-04-2010, 02:49 AM

Because the cats and dogs eat them all.
What happens if you divide by 0?

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#1370
Old 05-04-2010, 02:53 AM

The universe will split in to 2.
Why must farts stink? But sometimes burps can smell like the peppermint candy you just ate?

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#1371
Old 05-05-2010, 03:53 AM

Because you touch yourself at night.
Why do people like death?

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#1372
Old 05-05-2010, 11:13 AM

becuse they are dead
why can't chickens fly

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#1373
Old 05-05-2010, 04:50 PM

Because they're so darn stupid. :lol:
How are we so sure the chicken came before the egg?

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#1374
Old 05-05-2010, 07:09 PM

because chickens lay eggs :)
why did the dinosuars become extinced

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#1375
Old 05-05-2010, 08:05 PM

Because they thought the lava coming at them was pretty.

Why are there stars in the sky?

 


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