Because god threw them there.
How come the planets revolve around the sun ?

Because all the planets are very dependent and can't do things by themselves. :O

Why can't we fall up into the sky?

Because gravity hates us.
Why do only leprechauns gaurd gold at the end of rainbows?

Because the gold is actually fake coins and so they don't need to be guarded by anyone, but leprechauns have nothing to do all day so...

What is the purpose of fainting?

so you can go to sleep
why are monkeys as clever as us

They understand the meaning of life.

How long do you take in the shower?

well when i have a shower i sing so.... a while

would you kiss a donkey

my friend would!

why is it that when you're upside down you're bound to fall unless you hold on?

Because the whole room is actually a vacuum and although there is no gravity in vacuum's, it is the weird mind games the vacuum plays on you. (See: Henry Hoover) Mind Games, that's all I'm saying.

Do you have your own hospital?

Of course not! I'm not a doctor! :lol:

Why do I have to pee really bad, but I'm not going to the washroom? :rofl:

Because you seat has a toilet on it
why do i always listen to techno music

Because your mind is lost in the 1980's. lol

Since when you are eating skittles, you are tasting the rainbow - if you were to eat a rainbow, would it taste like skittles?

only the lepricauns know that
why do magic mushrooms make you high?

Damn, so those weren't flavored cottonballs after all....

Where should I go to get these whiskers removed?

Go to the nearest pair of tweezers.
Where is my other sock? I could have sworn I have 2 sock. :lol:

You only have one foot silly.

Do you know the muffin man..?

Everybody knows the muffin man. That's why there is a song about him.
How come the sky can't be green and the grass be blue?

Because then we'd all be swimming in the grass! D:
Why do we wake up every morning and go to sleep at night?

because we are random
why do people say random :rofl:

Because what else would they say?
Why do some board games say " For ages 9-99" when clearly someone over 99 may possibly be playing it anyways? :lol:

because they can't be asked to go over 100
why must you be quite in a library

Because the librarians don't know how to have fun.
Why can't penguins fly?

Because if they tried, they'd fail epically..
How are babies born? :D (random)

They hatch from eggs.
What is really at the end of the rainbows?

A greedy leprechaun. D:

Why can't we live forever?