Because father time likes to be unfair.
Why do sumo wrestlers always look so tense?

Because their always constipated.
What makes grass grow?

The magic fairies under the ground.

Why do we have taste buds?

To taste cupcakes with.
Why do dogs bark and cats meow?

Because cats would be made fun of if they barked.

Why can't we fly?

Because if we could fly then pigs would too...the end result would be chaotic.

Why do birds have wings?

Because they were designed to make us jealous.
Why did the chocolate bar I just bit taste funny? :rofl:

It wasn't chocolate.

Why do frogs jump?

Because they're small, and want us to see them.

Why does homework exist?

To torture us.
Why do I have a ringing noise in my ears?

You have a terrible case of ring-in-your-ear-idis. :)

why do we have taste buds?

To burn them with hot food

Why is ice cold? (random XD)

Because it doesn't want to be hot.
Why did I think I just made sense?

Because we all make sense.

Right?

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Zebra, black or white stripes does it have?

Both, otherwise it can't confuse us!
Why must pants be worn over our underwear and not the other way around?

Because people would stare...

WHY???!!!!

Because i said so.
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? (Try saying that 10 times)

The witch that watched the first watch would watch the second watch which leaves the other witch watching the first witch in jealousy..

Why does it rain non stop in Washington?

Because the clouds are sad!
Why do tacos taste so good?

Maybe because of the taste...

What is the color of a pink tree?

Whatever colour it decides to be obviously. =)
Why are elephants grey?

Because they are afraid of mud.

Why is the sky blue?

cause I decided to make it blue

why is google popular?

because it has a stupid name :lol:
why do people wear random cloths