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#1426
Old 06-09-2010, 04:04 PM

Because they want to.

Why does milk come from cows, why not chickens?

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#1427
Old 06-09-2010, 06:33 PM

to small no room

why is a fly called a fly, shouldn't everything with wings be a fly?

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#1428
Old 06-09-2010, 06:37 PM

No, that'd be confusing.

Why are there so many rumors about Lady Gaga?

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#1429
Old 06-09-2010, 06:39 PM

cause Britney is over used

what happened to music on music channels on tv?

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#1430
Old 06-09-2010, 09:46 PM

I ate them.

Why is my nail sparkly?

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#1431
Old 06-09-2010, 10:32 PM

There vampires.

Why is the tv on?

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#1432
Old 06-09-2010, 10:43 PM

Because you're iipurple

Why are my shoes green?

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#1433
Old 06-09-2010, 10:49 PM

There Grass Stains.

Why is the phone loud?

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#1434
Old 06-10-2010, 08:42 AM

because it like to shout
why do snails have shell and slug don't ?

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#1435
Old 06-10-2010, 12:46 PM

They qot biq booties n wane to hide em.

Why do necklaces qo on your neck

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#1436
Old 06-10-2010, 02:30 PM

have you ever heard of a toelace? no thats why

why is a group of crows called a murder?

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#1437
Old 06-10-2010, 04:24 PM

Because they fly with there winqs spread out.

Why do you drink from a cup.

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#1438
Old 06-10-2010, 04:25 PM

Because I'm not allowed to drink from a dish.

Why do I look so fabulous?

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#1439
Old 06-10-2010, 07:15 PM

Because those boots were made for walkinq.

Why does the door close.

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#1440
Old 06-11-2010, 05:09 AM

Because that's the only way you can open it.
Why does it smell when we fart?

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#1441
Old 06-11-2010, 11:58 PM

so we can amuse ourselves by silently releasing them when our friends are around and then we get to watch their faces!

Is what its like being dead the same as what its like not being born?

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#1442
Old 06-14-2010, 04:08 PM

No because your in the qround.

Why do nails qrow?

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#1443
Old 06-14-2010, 09:39 PM

Because they like hair dirt

Why can't we all just not go to school and be stay stupid?

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#1444
Old 06-15-2010, 12:30 AM

Because then we wouldnt find out that plants need electrolytes and we wouldnt give them what they need!

If 1 +1 = Window, why isnt 2 + 2 = Door?

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#1445
Old 06-15-2010, 01:11 AM

Because 2+2=22!

What do you get when you mix a apple and a pear?

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#1446
Old 06-15-2010, 01:18 AM

You get a papplear!

Why does A squared + B squared = 5000?

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#1447
Old 06-15-2010, 01:40 AM

because they like gum drops

why do woman smell the deodorant before they buy them?

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#1448
Old 06-15-2010, 03:02 AM

Because they like to smell what they're about to eat

What the heck is wrong with Lindsey Lohan?

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#1449
Old 06-15-2010, 03:56 AM

she lost her marbles

Why do dogs hate cats?

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#1450
Old 06-15-2010, 06:56 AM

Because they know that cats will always be superior to them and it is their nature to fear superiority.


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?

 


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