Because then there would be no bed making factorys and millions of people would be unemployed and the worlds economys would fail and everything would turn into utter chaos!

What do?

Because if you don't nothing will ever get done!

What do birds think when they fly?

They pretend they know what their doing when all they can do is walk - THE PRETENDERS!

How come feet smell?

It's to help ward off the natural enemy of the foot. The sock gnomes who come at night and steal the one sock of the pair.

Why does some cheese have holes, but not others?

Because the holes are tunneled out by aliens who only like certain cheeses cause the others taste like feet

How can you explain color to a blind person?

by punching them in the face. Then they'll understand the main color. Black.

What is sexual reproduction?

The technical process for making a computer.

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

it dissapears into a holding space till you need it again.

Why do they say when it rains it pours?

Because its really just angels in the sky with big buckets of water tipping it out on everyone.

Why are they comming to take me away?

Because the muffin man is coming to stuff your house with muffins that you can't eat

How come the sun is so bright?

Cuz the flowers need to qrow.

Why do flip flops flop?

Because who ever heard of FLAP FLIPS? I mean, c'mon, really now! :P

Why do totally senseless and distasteful jokes make us laugh the hardest?

Because zombie monkeys are at your front door.

Why is there never anything to do?

because anything is afraid of you
why is ice cold?

'Cause cold is having an affair with ice. It's so over hot.

Why do ducks quack?

Because dotors have bills and so do ducks and doctors are called quacks!

Ever met Cousin Randy?

I'm Randy.
O.O

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MEH?!???!?! DX

Was quite easy really, just needed a bucket of chewed bubblegum, an egg, a little duct tape and a stick with a brick on the end!

Is it possible to breathe through your ears?

Yes you just have to hold your breathe and try.

Why can you fall down the stairs but never up them?

why is the sky blue
what that bug here for ahh

sasha= simple because theres a wall
kookie_monstah= because the sky don wanna be gray

how come strawberrys arnt shapped like a straw???

Because they're shaped like staplers instead. Duhh.

Why can't you just leave meh alone??? *hides* T.T

because we're joined at the ankle by this damned GPS unit! The FBI was short on ankle trackers so we had to share!

At what point is 'pretending' to be gay, considered going to far and making people wonder about your sexual orientation?

When you think gay as well.

What makes gum chewy?

It's simple they use rubber bands and copper.

Why did my hamster die?