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#1501
Old 07-05-2010, 04:00 AM

Because he's allergic to his shavings.

What happened to my sandals?

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#1502
Old 07-05-2010, 04:01 AM

I ate them.
Why did my cat die?

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#1503
Old 07-05-2010, 10:52 AM

because it ate my bloody goldfish!

Where do babies not come from?

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#1504
Old 07-10-2010, 03:01 PM

They never come from a goatse.

Does the muffin man exist?

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#1505
Old 07-11-2010, 10:43 AM

In the hearts and minds of grasshoppers everywhere!

Why is a young person learning something from a master called a 'grasshopper' ?

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#1506
Old 07-12-2010, 02:03 AM

Because grasshoppers are chewy and good to eat.
Why do we ask such stupid questions?

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#1507
Old 07-12-2010, 04:14 PM

Cause we would get stupid answeres that are funny to read~

What is the most funny thing u've ever seen?

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#1508
Old 07-12-2010, 07:33 PM

People!

If a plane crashes right on the border line of the states in a country, and everyone but three people die, and those three that live head west for three days looking for help because theyre in a desert, where are the survivors buried?

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#1509
Old 07-13-2010, 11:44 PM

I believe the survivors headed west for 3 days looking for help.
Why do fish smell so bad?

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#1510
Old 07-14-2010, 07:57 AM

Because they taste so good!

How can dipshits get so far in life while the hard workers get shit on?

((Usuke, you dont bury survivors at all lol! Pretty much the same answer you gave.)

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#1511
Old 07-14-2010, 04:43 PM

because you touch yourself at night

why is it when your in school people call work "the real world"? (eg. Once your done school and get into the real world)

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#1512
Old 07-14-2010, 05:25 PM

@Asassin- I believe we are looking for stupid answers though. XD
@ Demon - Because the real world is considered work.
Why do my fingers smell like cucumbers?

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#1513
Old 07-14-2010, 09:09 PM

You were attacked by living cucumbers.
Why does my nose itch?

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#1514
Old 07-14-2010, 11:11 PM

becaus i tickled it with a feathers

y is the dirt brown?

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#1515
Old 07-15-2010, 12:37 AM

because it didnt want to be orange. What happened to my lunch?

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#1516
Old 07-15-2010, 01:44 AM

Probably because you didn't brush your teeth.

Who thought of the word mayonnaise?

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#1517
Old 07-15-2010, 02:03 AM

The person who thought of the word Mayonniase.
Why is my sandwich gone?

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#1518
Old 07-15-2010, 02:48 AM

Because it's in the toilet.
Why are squares square?

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#1519
Old 07-15-2010, 02:53 AM

Because there's no rectangles
Y are the colorz, so colory??

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#1520
Old 07-15-2010, 02:55 AM

Because we want to taste the rainbow.

Why is red red, and not blue?

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#1521
Old 07-15-2010, 03:05 AM

Because it's red.
Why do feet smell so bad sometimes?

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#1522
Old 07-15-2010, 04:54 AM

Because of the odor monsters like to live there.

Why is sweet tea sweet?

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#1523
Old 07-15-2010, 06:06 AM

Because it is sweet tea.
Why is Chuck Norris always the answer?

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#1524
Old 07-15-2010, 07:48 AM

Because he is also the question.

Why cant i stop watching certain TV shows?

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#1525
Old 07-15-2010, 03:17 PM

Because the T.V. is trying to brainwash you.
Why do hair frizz up when you rub balloon on it?

 


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