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#1526
Old 07-15-2010, 04:58 PM

Because hair loves balloons and doesn't want to let go!

Why does hot coffee burn my tongue?

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#1527
Old 07-15-2010, 05:47 PM

your tung is weak

why are people dumb?

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#1528
Old 07-15-2010, 05:51 PM

Because they arent smart.

Why did my leg fall asleep?

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#1529
Old 07-15-2010, 07:47 PM

singing it lullaby's and rocking it back and forth in your arms will do that to it.

Can i be a spy?

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#1530
Old 07-16-2010, 12:44 AM

No because you're to assassiny.

Why did I eat a chocolate bar and a tub of Ice cream?

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#1531
Old 07-16-2010, 05:56 AM

Because your mirror image dumped you.

Why am I nekkid?

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#1532
Old 07-16-2010, 01:20 PM

Because i stoled all your clothes! hehehehe!

Why are women such confusing creatures?

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#1533
Old 07-17-2010, 12:19 AM

Because there smart! :P

Why are guys competitive?

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#1534
Old 07-17-2010, 01:38 AM

Because they try to hard to prove whos better

Why is peperment gum blue when pepermint is red?

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#1535
Old 07-17-2010, 03:52 AM

Because everyone is partially colourblind and its actually the right colour, just everyone sees it wrong!

Is the meaning of life really 42?

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#1536
Old 07-17-2010, 03:55 AM

No it's 41.

Why is the sky blue?

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#1537
Old 07-17-2010, 03:57 AM

Because it didnt want to be purple.

Why is the grass green?

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#1538
Old 07-17-2010, 04:04 AM

Because it didn't want to be silver.

Why did Lady Gaga call her self Lady Gaga?

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#1539
Old 07-17-2010, 04:05 AM

Because that the first thing that came out of her mouth when she got drunk.

Why is orange juice yellow?

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#1540
Old 07-19-2010, 09:01 PM

It's yellow because they like yellow.

Who invented Yo-mama jokes?

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#1541
Old 07-20-2010, 12:18 AM

Our grandparent's brothers.

Who says time is forever?

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#1542
Old 07-20-2010, 12:27 AM

i do!
why do animals have fur?

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#1543
Old 07-20-2010, 01:12 AM

Because they look silly without it.

Why can something hot feel cold?

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#1544
Old 07-20-2010, 04:29 PM

to mess with your mind

how can you put a perinatal advisory sticker on a instrumental album?

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#1545
Old 07-20-2010, 05:59 PM


You can use sticky tape or use silly putty. ;D

How do you sneak into a movie for free?

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#1546
Old 07-20-2010, 06:00 PM

follow a midget

can someone taste color?

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#1547
Old 07-20-2010, 06:19 PM


Only if they can see sound. ;D

Why should someone travel to France?

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#1548
Old 07-20-2010, 06:22 PM

to eat French toast

why would someone travel to England?

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#1549
Old 07-21-2010, 09:25 AM

Because they speak the language of the natives. English.

Who decided that the word 'llama' would have two "L's" ?

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#1550
Old 07-21-2010, 07:14 PM

Because the one l would get lonely.

Why do we have time zones?

 


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