so if done right you can have 2 birthdays

what is a pickle?

Same thing as a cucumber.

Which way is east?

The way thats not west maybe.

How do you find the middle of east?

Look on the map.

Why are some men such pigs?

because all the qualities of other animals were already taken so we got what ever was left...

why is my back sore?

Because it hates you.
Why is my stomache talking to me?

its lonely :(

how can your nose run?

Quickly.

What happens when boys get girl germs and vice versa?

It becomes a frenzy.
Where can I find the end of the rainbow?

One end has a boiling pot with gold at the bottom and one end shines from the bum of a leprechaun...

Which end you interested in?

I think I'll take my chances with the boiling pot. :lol:
Would you happen to know that leprechaun that has a rainbow coming out his bum?:lol:

I do actually. Fun guy to have at a party. One HELL of a party trick hes got ill give him that! And because hes Irish, he can drink and drink and drink too! Hes a champ!

Whats a good way to get a girl to like you?

Rub peanutbutter on your face and tell her to lick it off.
Do I give very bad advice?

Not if "a girl" is me!

How can oil be extra-virgin?

They find olives that arent developed enough to be virgins yet, so technically they dont have any virginity to take, let alone whether its been taken or not?

*smears peanut butter on face*
Will Mizayo lick it off i wonder?

... Maybe *Licks some peanut butter off Assassin's face* Hehe, I wuv peanut butter.

Is my avatar sexy?

Peanut butter is teh shiz!

Sexy like a llama in speedos Mizayo!

If Predators were real, and so were Aliens, which, if either of them, would you be helping, or would you be running for your life?

I would help both, and together we will all run for our lives because a bigger threat will come upon us!
Why do llamas spit so much?

because they cant swallow anything.

If it were opposite day, wouldnt it then not be opposite day?

Yes. It would be so definitely not yes.
How come we mostly walk on our feet instead of our hands?

Because its too hard to drink coffee using your toes.

Who decided to call a hand a 'hand', why not a 'blergh' or a 'humnah' ?

Because the english language is a strange one!
Why can you see skin through finger nails but nothing else?

Because we dont have the eyes of superman and cant use x-ray vision?

If superman is so great, why does he wear his undies on the outside?

Because only real men like to show everyone what colour their underwear is!
Why are M&M's called M&M's when they don't even look like M's?

Because they heard there was an up and comming rapper with the same name lol!

If olive oil is made from olives... what is baby powder made from?