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#1576
Old 07-31-2010, 07:50 AM

Babies!
Why?

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#1577
Old 07-31-2010, 07:53 AM

Why not.

Do I have to sleep?

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#1578
Old 07-31-2010, 07:57 AM

No. the boogey man will eat you.
Why do boogers exist?

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#1579
Old 07-31-2010, 08:16 AM

To annoy you.

Does talking to your plants really make them grow faster?

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#1580
Old 07-31-2010, 08:24 AM

No, but it makes you feel like some one cares, which is nice.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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#1581
Old 07-31-2010, 08:29 AM

Humans, of course.

Does a dodo bird still exist?

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#1582
Old 07-31-2010, 08:43 AM

Check your closet!
If you are me and I am you and you are somebody else, who are you?

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#1583
Old 07-31-2010, 10:04 AM

A figment of some one elses imagination, making you a figment of a figment of imaginations!

Football. Which sport originally involving the ball on the field and blokes chasing said ball for what ever reason, can actually claim that they were the first 'football' sport?

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#1584
Old 07-31-2010, 10:50 AM

I don't know you can search it somewhere else

do i have to be afraid of the dark?

Drop Bear
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#1585
Old 07-31-2010, 10:56 AM

only when its not light!

Must i come up with another question?

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#1586
Old 07-31-2010, 04:36 PM

Duh

Why does my skin feel dry?

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#1587
Old 07-31-2010, 08:55 PM

Because it's thirsty!
Can you use a hammer head shark as a tool?

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#1588
Old 08-02-2010, 03:01 AM

only when it's raining

why does the summer have to be so hot!

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#1589
Old 08-02-2010, 04:47 AM

Because Mother Nature want you to suffer

Is Justin Bieber a girl?

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#1590
Old 08-04-2010, 12:47 AM

Only in every way except anatomically.

Why is the sun so bright?

Drop Bear
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#1591
Old 08-07-2010, 08:09 AM

Because it lost its sun glasses!

Can you believe how great i am? ^_^

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#1592
Old 12-27-2010, 10:12 AM

Only 'cause I'm so small compared to most people :D

Why is there a swimming pool in the library?

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#1593
Old 12-27-2010, 10:36 AM

So that they can give the books their monthly bath to keep them fresh and crisp!

When the world ends, where will the safest place be to watch?

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#1594
Old 12-27-2010, 10:40 AM

In the movie theaters =3

If the earth is round, why are maps flat?

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#1595
Old 12-27-2010, 10:48 AM

So the chess pieces dont fall off silly!

I need to pee... why is this?

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#1596
Old 12-27-2010, 10:55 AM

little gnomes are inside you kicking at your urethra.

Why is the night longer than the day in winter?

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#1597
Old 01-14-2014, 12:11 AM

(( Hope I dont get in trouble for necroing, but I decided I wanted to revive this thread! ))

Because its cold, so you sleep in longer under the warm blankets! ^_^

If I find a piece of cheese in my shoe, what should I do with it?

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#1598
Old 01-17-2014, 02:57 AM

Change your socks.

What's dirt?

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#1599
Old 01-18-2014, 12:58 AM

The stuff you put on burnt toast to make it taste better!

What is a sigh for?

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#1600
Old 01-18-2014, 03:17 AM

About $1.50.

So, an apple is an apple, right?

 


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