No. Apples have no rights!

Why is 80s fashion making such a strong come back again?

Because it's so horribly bad that it can't make a weak comeback.

Nobody actually licks a Tootsie Pop to the center, so why do they keep asking about the number of licks?

Because theyre hoping that one day, some one actually will. I just hope they dont lose count lol!

Why does Milo taste so damned good?

Because it's made of the tears of the innocent. (also baby whales)
Why do dogs chase their own tail? even pugs, they don't even have a tail.

Like life, its not the destination that's important, but the journey.
So to it is for dogs. Its not the catching that's important, but the thrill of the chase!

Why do monkeys feel the need to throw poop?

Well, they don't have garbage cans so it's gotta go somewhere...

Is Mongo really just a pawn in the game of life?

Ive no idea who Mongo is, but I think he sounds like more of a Bishop, or possibly a Rook...

Why does work start at such stupid hours?

Originally Posted by Drop Bear

Ive no idea who Mongo is, but I think he sounds like more of a Bishop, or possibly a Rook...

Why does work start at such stupid hours?

Mongo is a character from a Mel Brooks movie: Blazing Saddles. The exact line is "Mongo only pawn in the game of life."

Anyway:

Work starts at stupid hours because companies are operated by stupid people.

Thats not a silly answer! ITS TRUE!

Why is it, when you need to pee REALLY bad and theres no toilets around, the closer you get to one, the more intense the desire to pee becomes?

You experience this because urine and toilets work similarly to metals and magnets. That is, the closer you get to a toilet, the more your urine pulls it's way out of your bladder. As for having to go really badly when there's no toilets around, it's because it also have separation anxieties.

Why do I only feel like doing things when I should be sleeping?

Because your brain panics and realises all the stuff it wanted to get done today...

Why are men mesmerised by cleavage so much?

Hypnotized by the swinging movement perhaps.

Why do people insist on trying to account for taste? It's not like you can list tastes in a ledger or spreadsheet can you?

You sure can, and its super easy!

Your taste Everybody elses taste
Yours Theirs

If jekyll and hyde are a different person in the same body, what happens if one of them takes laxatives without telling the other, who then takes a sleeping pill?

They're both doing laundry unexpectedly.

Have you ever tried to cheer up a blueberry?

Yes, it became so cherry it was unberryble!

... oh god, I've lapsed into the realm of 'Dad Jokes'!

Whats the best way to offend a stoutly religious person, without directly saying something offensive about their religion?

Point out their ugly clothing, bad hair, and body odor.

Why is common sense called that? It seems to be rather rare these days.

Because the common person apparently bathes with toasters.

Why do little girls feel the need to scream about everything?

Because a licence to breed is too hard to pass through government at this stage sadly...

Why do things all happen on top of each other so you're super busy, then you have a gap for ages where nothing happens?

Because life hates us all.

2+2=?

5! Because THIS! WARNING: Contains violence. NSFW!

Why, body? WHY?

Why not?

You have "two cents" to put in, but you only get "a penny" for your thoughts. Where does that extra penny come from?

Due to a loophole in the capitalist economic theory relating to the interest that can be accrued by any given object with a set value over time, we are lead to believe that giving an opinion on something, which happens on the spot, is worth less value than our thoughts, which can take unquantifiable amounts of time to postulate upon and formulate the necessary wording to accurately convey to others. Therefore, a quick answer, is not always a good answer. And, if you've bothered reading this far, a long answer is not always a good one either!

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

Yes. If the answer is no, you were lying when you made the statement which at least implies that the answer is actually yes.


If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

He's on diet probably.
Is there really a question called stupid?

Of course! It is 3.14/the square root of pie.

Does ice cream have bones?