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Wyrmskyld
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03-05-2014, 04:24 AM
Because I had my poking stick!
Why does the power flicker?
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DariaMorgendorfer
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03-05-2014, 04:43 AM
In honor of it's long lost ancient ancestors, the fire.
Why is there a shoe gamepiece in Monopoly?
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IadulDraculai
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03-05-2014, 05:45 AM
Because it's better than an actual shoe.
Why can I only remember unnecessary things?
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Irishrain
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03-05-2014, 07:14 AM
Because most things in life are necessary therefore forgettable!
Why are there so many stupid things to post on this forum!? ;)
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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03-05-2014, 07:46 AM
because here, like alice in wonderland, we're all mad! *cheshire grin*
Is this my year?
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Irishrain
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03-05-2014, 07:54 AM
The stupid question 8 ball says "ask again later"
Why cant we all just get along!?
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IadulDraculai
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03-05-2014, 07:58 AM
Because you smell funny
Where does the light go when it's dark?
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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03-05-2014, 07:58 AM
never mind!
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Irishrain
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03-05-2014, 08:00 AM
D: !!
The light goes to the dark side of the moon!
Where can i get the best eco friendly deodorant....
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03-05-2014, 12:11 PM
I have this secret recipe you see, but If I told ya I'd have to kill ya.
Hint though....the first ingrediant is definately dirt xP
Why does my head itch?
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Wyrmskyld
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03-05-2014, 07:13 PM
Itching powder gnomes.
Why does someone mentioning an itch make you itch?
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Cora
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03-05-2014, 07:16 PM
Because said person wants you to suffer with them and tickles you while you are not looking.
Am I insane?
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PhoenixNeko
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03-05-2014, 11:27 PM
Yes but that's okay for a tickle gnome.
does a pickle have feelings on the night of a new moon?
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Arialys
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03-06-2014, 12:08 AM
Probably, but it's too pickled by moonshine to tell.
Do you think that the Easter Bunny gets a bulk discount for all those eggs?
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PhoenixNeko
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03-06-2014, 12:11 AM
Only if he dances the walrus for the shop manager.
Does it rain on the moon?
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pollik17
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03-11-2014, 01:28 PM
Yes, I've been there.
Is it fun to surf the water closet?
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Cora
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03-11-2014, 01:30 PM
what does this even mean!?
Did you find my marbles?
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Wyrmskyld
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03-11-2014, 03:31 PM
Yes. They were delicious. o.o
Why are there freckles?
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Lexadis
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03-11-2014, 04:02 PM
Because you can't have warts.
I went closer to the sun. Does that make me a human?
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Cora
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03-11-2014, 04:23 PM
nope you are a sutinian
Do I know who I am?
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RoadToGallifrey
When life gives you melons, make...
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03-11-2014, 11:20 PM
No but you know who you're not.
Why does one of my socks always go missing?
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Wyrmskyld
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03-11-2014, 11:31 PM
"If you can't stand the feet, get stuck in the dryer" -- old stocking proverb.
Who is the fox?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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03-12-2014, 01:57 AM
Your guardian angel hiding in the woods. His secret is an ancient mystery. And when you're sleeping peacefully in your bed at night, he sneaks up to you and whispers softly in your ear " JOFF TCHOFF TCHOOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFF!"
Why don't the underwear gnomes ever do my laundry for me?
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pollik17
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03-12-2014, 07:49 AM
Because you don't have an underwear in the first place...
Why does Carl love Llamas rather than Alpacas?
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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03-12-2014, 08:01 AM
Because Carl clearly hates the Japanese elegant lolita movement that alpacas are the mascot for! He hates beauty and purity and frilly skirts! And also Alpacas killed his mother and he was raised by llamas to become their greatest warrior!
Why do zombies eat brains? Wouldn't a sandwich be more satisfying?
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