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#1651
Old 03-05-2014, 04:24 AM

Because I had my poking stick!
Why does the power flicker?

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#1652
Old 03-05-2014, 04:43 AM

In honor of it's long lost ancient ancestors, the fire.

Why is there a shoe gamepiece in Monopoly?

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#1653
Old 03-05-2014, 05:45 AM

Because it's better than an actual shoe.

Why can I only remember unnecessary things?

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#1654
Old 03-05-2014, 07:14 AM

Because most things in life are necessary therefore forgettable!


Why are there so many stupid things to post on this forum!? ;)

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#1655
Old 03-05-2014, 07:46 AM

because here, like alice in wonderland, we're all mad! *cheshire grin*

Is this my year?

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#1656
Old 03-05-2014, 07:54 AM

The stupid question 8 ball says "ask again later"


Why cant we all just get along!?

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#1657
Old 03-05-2014, 07:58 AM

Because you smell funny

Where does the light go when it's dark?

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#1658
Old 03-05-2014, 07:58 AM

never mind!

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#1659
Old 03-05-2014, 08:00 AM

D: !!

The light goes to the dark side of the moon!

Where can i get the best eco friendly deodorant....

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#1660
Old 03-05-2014, 12:11 PM

I have this secret recipe you see, but If I told ya I'd have to kill ya.

Hint though....the first ingrediant is definately dirt xP

Why does my head itch?

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#1661
Old 03-05-2014, 07:13 PM

Itching powder gnomes.

Why does someone mentioning an itch make you itch?

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#1662
Old 03-05-2014, 07:16 PM

Because said person wants you to suffer with them and tickles you while you are not looking.

Am I insane?

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#1663
Old 03-05-2014, 11:27 PM

Yes but that's okay for a tickle gnome.

does a pickle have feelings on the night of a new moon?

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#1664
Old 03-06-2014, 12:08 AM

Probably, but it's too pickled by moonshine to tell.

Do you think that the Easter Bunny gets a bulk discount for all those eggs?

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#1665
Old 03-06-2014, 12:11 AM

Only if he dances the walrus for the shop manager.

Does it rain on the moon?

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#1666
Old 03-11-2014, 01:28 PM

Yes, I've been there.


Is it fun to surf the water closet?

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#1667
Old 03-11-2014, 01:30 PM

what does this even mean!?

Did you find my marbles?

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#1668
Old 03-11-2014, 03:31 PM

Yes. They were delicious. o.o

Why are there freckles?

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#1669
Old 03-11-2014, 04:02 PM

Because you can't have warts.

I went closer to the sun. Does that make me a human?

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#1670
Old 03-11-2014, 04:23 PM

nope you are a sutinian

Do I know who I am?

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#1671
Old 03-11-2014, 11:20 PM

No but you know who you're not.

Why does one of my socks always go missing?

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#1672
Old 03-11-2014, 11:31 PM

"If you can't stand the feet, get stuck in the dryer" -- old stocking proverb.

Who is the fox?

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#1673
Old 03-12-2014, 01:57 AM

Your guardian angel hiding in the woods. His secret is an ancient mystery. And when you're sleeping peacefully in your bed at night, he sneaks up to you and whispers softly in your ear "JOFF TCHOFF TCHOOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFF!"

Why don't the underwear gnomes ever do my laundry for me?

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#1674
Old 03-12-2014, 07:49 AM

Because you don't have an underwear in the first place...

Why does Carl love Llamas rather than Alpacas?

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#1675
Old 03-12-2014, 08:01 AM

Because Carl clearly hates the Japanese elegant lolita movement that alpacas are the mascot for! He hates beauty and purity and frilly skirts! And also Alpacas killed his mother and he was raised by llamas to become their greatest warrior!

Why do zombies eat brains? Wouldn't a sandwich be more satisfying?

 


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