Because your cat is trying to fool you.

Why are my dogs barking outside my backyard?

Because they saw a squirrel on the fence & want to catch it.

Why did I wear orange socks today?

Because they were bright enough to get you attention.

Why is it raining? D:

Because the Angels are happy to see you.

Why did winter last so long.

Because Spring didn't wake up on time.

Why is summer so hot?

Because the Winter Miser took a nap.

Why does my knee hurt?

Because the bee's were too close to your knees and eventually one slipped and stung you in the knee, hence you being the bee's knees.

Why is ice so darn cold?

Because he wanted to be the coolest of the cool.

Why are we humans?

Because we weren't suppose to be cats.

How many caribou equal one bison?

Well five of course, silly girl~ ;)

Why is a smile, a smile?

Because if it was a frown, we'd all be upside down, and you girls would never get to wear dresses then!

Why do super heros/villains turn to costuming to help them get through the most traumatic points in their lives?

Because they all secretly want to be drag queens and dressing in costumes while going through the most traumatic points in their lives comforts them a bit.

Why are koalas so cuddly from afar? o3o

Because up close, they smell like coughdrops. And poo.

Why do corgis act like little jerkfaces?

Because they are corgis and they like to act like that.

Why are dogs considered a man's best friend?

Bribery.

Why? Just... why?

Because potato.

Why are you reading this?

Because .. thing. I wanna, okay? Don't you question me.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Exactly 2,596 since everyone knows that angels are tiny hence that's why you can't see them.

Why is the sky blue?

Because water is blue, and water is in the sky. That's why it rains. The water gets too heavy to fly, and lands on the ground.

Why are hedgepiggies so utterly darling and skritch-worthy?

Because they want to tempt humans to touch them, so they'll be able to prick them!

Why do my fingernails grow so fast?

That's because they are all scared of you and want to run away

Why is the sun so bright?

Because it knows sunglasses are cool, and it wants you to be cool, so it is bright to make you wear them.

Why do mirrors show another room in them?

Because they're deceiving like that.

Where does chocolate milk come from?

You milk cocoa beans. I bet you were thinking chocolate cows, right? Nope, lies perpetrated by the dairy council.

Why can't I skateboard?

Because skate boarding are only meant for clumsy people.

Why does the telephone ring?