Because if it rang, you didn't answer it.

Where do I get candy?

A: From that white van over there.

Q: How freaking long am I going to be on hold??
D<<

A. Until you decide to leave it.
Q. What does the white man in the white van do for a living?

A: He steals children for fun. :D
Get in!

Q: If a blue man jumps over a unicorn, why is a rainbow red?

(I was on hold, and had to answer a call. I hung up, and the number I was on hold for CALLED BACK. So, I'm still on hold. Dx)

I'm not a child Well I guess I am but no way I'm getting in that crazy man's van
A. Because unicorn is black, silly.

Q. Doesn't he have any other thing to do?

(haha )

No.
Would you eat a banana if it were the last thing you do?

No! *^* I'd want the last thing I do to mean something so obviously I'd go on a crazy rampage! :D

Do pizzas make good tacos? OwO

No. Pizzas excellent tacos

Why do birds fly??

Otherwise they would fall.


Blue or Green?

Because they're jerks who love making fun of us earthbound creatures.
Ninja'd by Cora

Green.

Why is tape sticky?

Because if everything else was sticky, tape would be pointless... also, wiping your butt would be REALLY hard with sticky TP... just saying!

What do?

Because do.

What do you see in the middle of the sky?

Sky itself because when you divide sky by two you still get the sky which would mean that the sky is in the middle.

Why don't rabbits talk?

Maybe they have nothing to say.

Why do I have to work tomorrow?

Because you're lazy.
Who stole my water?

The fish.

But like, why?

Because the fish wanted to renew his water inside the gills.
Why is it raining?

The clouds are sad.

Why do I have feet?

because you dont have tail, silly girl.
Why are clouds sad?

Because they always disappear when the sun is searing hot.
Why am I really sick?

Because you didn't wipe your feet as you came in.

How did my lights turn on?

Ghosts.

Why does my neck ache?

Cuz the man sitting in front of you is just too freakin big.

What should a celebrity wear when he's up to something evil and want to be recognized by his fans as crazy?

Plastic Wrap.

If I sneezed, why did my phone shut off?

Because you threw your phone across the room when you sneezed causing it to shut off.

Why do people find me attractive, eh? -wiggles thick eyebrows and moustache at the same time-