Your moustache is incredibly appealing.

Why hunger?

Because hungrythirsty had to evolve from something!

Not sure if everyone knows about hungrythirsty either, so go HERE to find out what thats all about lol!

If yacannahandamanagrandaspanna, what should you give him instead?

A cookie o3o

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? o3o

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a would chuck could chuck wood.

Why me !?

Because the woodchuck ran out of wood to chuck...

what would cause the sky to turn bright green?

A toxic fart.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

XD hahah

Hmm... 1,736...

How many warheads can you hold in your mouth? (the sour candy)

Enough to fill it all the way...

Why is there not enough cheese?

The cow was on a diet.

What would a spider be called if it had nine legs?

A "nine-legged spider," obviously.

What sort of answer did you expect?

Something a wee bit more, creative. XD

Why does the sun give you sunburns?

Because if it gave you moonburns, we'd be calling it the moon.

Why is there never any asparagus when I need it?

Because the world realized it was awful. Thus, collectively deciding to destroy all of the asparagus as well as anyone who knows how to grow asparagus. And because of the great decision, the world was spared a few more years of apocalyptic worry.

B-but... what about those who WANT asparagus?

Those who want asparagus shall forever be known as 'heathens' from now on, and shall be hunted down and subjected to archaic, deadly, stupid trials (like the witch hunts) that the manner of how you die, proves your innocence or guilt of said asparagus affection. You cannot survive these trials, it just doesnt work that way!

If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and Jesus is the 'lamb of God', does this mean that Mary had a little lamb?

Yes, and not only that, on top of the miracles were other skills. Back in the days of yore, he was a well-known dance expert and DJ who mainly worked weddings. Mary had a little lamb who dropped the bass down low!

Why does time only move fast when you want it to go slow and vice versa?

You need to re calibrate your Time Dilation Device or possibly, your Flux Capacitors are around the wrong way. In either case, the Dilithium Crystals will need to be realigned to compensate for the new settings.

If you could make a dirty limerick, what would it be?

There once was a man from Nantucket,
But the limerick's too long, so just fuck it.
It would take too much time,
To relate you the rhyme,
And if you don't like that, then go suck it. ~ Ermahgerd Berks

Why would someone want such a thing?

Because it made me laugh and lifted my mood, thanks Ermahgerd! That and you twisted one I already knew around and surprised me with your creativity too, nice limerick!

What is your silly question?

I asked it already, silly of you to ask.

Should I ask it again, or would that be redundant?

Never hold back your stupid questions,,, sooo

Will you ask once again?

I would, but I forgot what it was...

Why is everyone asking so many questions in this thread?

Because if hippos could dance the cha cha then the lions would have something to watch instead of eating all the tourists who are just trying to get pictures of EVERYTHING while asking about the stupidest things... and we are just pale imitations of them.

If a telephone is used to make phone calls, why isnt a telegram used to send light weight 'things' to people?

Because a telegram can only send one gram of a tele, and no one needs just one gram of a tele.

What if your legs didn't know they were legs?

Then I'd just have to tell them they were legs!

Why do men avoid going to the doctor, even when they should go?

Because men enjoy illness.

Why are there fish who can fly?