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#1851
Old 07-09-2014, 04:30 PM

Because it balances things out for the sake of penguins. Keeps the universe from imploding, that sort of thing.

How could you not have known that already?

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#1852
Old 07-09-2014, 10:57 PM

Because I don't read!

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

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#1853
Old 07-10-2014, 02:06 AM

Because I can read but I can't speak!

Why did those people do that thing that one day during that one month during that one year during that decade during that century??!?

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#1854
Old 07-11-2014, 08:03 AM

They didnt. It was all lies and slander. And LSD makes you imagine all sorts of things, so that may have had something to do with it too...

Why does my brain forget its good ideas all the time?

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#1855
Old 07-11-2014, 03:59 PM

Because they're so rare, they get flooded away by all the horrid ideas. Duh.

Why is the rum always gone?

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#1856
Old 07-12-2014, 06:00 AM

Because pirates are drunkards!

Why do llamas hate me?

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#1857
Old 07-12-2014, 01:43 PM

Because you're a turtle, sensei. :o

If I had enough balloons, could I exchange them for food?

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#1858
Old 07-13-2014, 09:33 AM

Only if you ran into a clown with food who would rather eat the balloons.

Is it just me, or am I the only one who wonders if it's just me?

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#1859
Old 07-13-2014, 09:01 PM

Yes and no, because the alternate versions of you wonder if it's just them too.

Why can't I stand while i'm sitting?

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#1860
Old 07-14-2014, 06:13 AM

You can, but its tricky and involves laying down. The final position is called stitting.

If the impossible is not possible, and the implausible is not plausible, why are these things unbelievable?

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#1861
Old 07-14-2014, 10:24 AM

Because.

Why does nobody get that?

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#1862
Old 07-19-2014, 07:30 PM

Everybody gets it but they dare not admit it because it goes against society's teachings.

I don't see it raining anywhere, but can the rain see me?

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#1863
Old 07-20-2014, 01:03 PM

Oh sure, it just uses its BIG OBVIOUS EYEBALLS to do it!

When is lunchtime?

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#1864
Old 07-21-2014, 06:56 AM

Some point after breakfast, and before dinner. Being a shift worker for 8 years, that was how I operated actually. Breakfast might be 2pm and would be cereal or something. Lunch time might be at 10pm and I'd have a hot meal for my break at work, and dinner would be what ever I ate once I got home before I went to bed!

if A squared plus B squared equals C squared, why is it used to find the length of the hypotenuse on a TRIANGLE and not something to do with a freakin' square!?!

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#1865
Old 07-21-2014, 03:19 PM

Because of the difficulties faced in bisecting a line, as opposed to trisecting an angle. That and "squared" only applies to triangles, "pentagonned" applies to squares, silly.

Who the hell teaches math so poorly that students don't understand it the way I do?



(Edit: That's a trick question, be careful!)

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#1866
Old 07-23-2014, 12:01 AM

my pet potato

why isn't wearing tin foil hats a fad yet?

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#1867
Old 07-23-2014, 07:54 AM

I heard it had something to do with a global crisis where the foil was running out. Apparently the aliens are trying to scan our brains so much that the foil hats keep breaking. Non foil hat wearers blame this on poor craftsman ship and poor choice of construction materials, but we all know its those damned space sasquatches trying to read our brains!

If theres not a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, what is at the end of it instead?

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#1868
Old 07-30-2014, 09:22 AM

The answer to that question is obvious, if you've ever stepped in a pot of it.

How is a raven like a writing desk?

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#1869
Old 07-30-2014, 10:51 AM

Poe wrote on both. That's not a stupid answer, but is the answer!!!
How stupid does one have to be to sell sea shells... by the sea shore?

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#1870
Old 07-30-2014, 10:55 AM

As stupid as she was.

Is this thing on?

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#1871
Old 07-30-2014, 10:59 AM

You'll KNOW when it's on Vera. It vibrates.

When you wish upon a star, what happens?

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#1872
Old 07-30-2014, 11:04 AM

You don't want to know >.<

Why is my leg numb?

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#1873
Old 07-30-2014, 02:09 PM

I don't think the jellyfish like to be tickled with feet.

If I'm here, and you're there, and the corner angle of a right triangle is 90 degrees... Then who's flying the plane?

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#1874
Old 07-31-2014, 07:40 AM

Well I was, but then I spotted a porcupine on the wing having a sword fight with a Knight in full plate armour, and I thought to myself, you know what, thats going to unbalance the plane! So you know what I did? I climbed out onto the other wing to counter balance them! So yeah... I cant remember if anyone else knows how to fly this cardboard contraption, but things could get hairy if that dog doesnt get off the landing strip ahead!

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

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#1875
Old 07-31-2014, 12:47 PM

When I ate it 24 hours earlier. Then it's something else entirely.

WHO LET THA DAWGS OUT?

 


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