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VeraDark
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07-09-2014, 04:30 PM
Because it balances things out for the sake of penguins. Keeps the universe from imploding, that sort of thing.
How could you not have known that already?
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OrphanWhite
Class-A smart mouth.
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07-09-2014, 10:57 PM
Because I don't read!
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
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spooky scary skeletons
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07-10-2014, 02:06 AM
Because I can read but I can't speak!
Why did those people do that thing that one day during that one month during that one year during that decade during that century??!?
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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07-11-2014, 08:03 AM
They didnt. It was all lies and slander. And LSD makes you imagine all sorts of things, so that may have had something to do with it too...
Why does my brain forget its good ideas all the time?
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VeraDark
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07-11-2014, 03:59 PM
Because they're so rare, they get flooded away by all the horrid ideas. Duh.
Why is the rum always gone?
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07-12-2014, 06:00 AM
Because pirates are drunkards!
Why do llamas hate me?
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spooky scary skeletons
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07-12-2014, 01:43 PM
Because you're a turtle, sensei. :o
If I had enough balloons, could I exchange them for food?
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VeraDark
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07-13-2014, 09:33 AM
Only if you ran into a clown with food who would rather eat the balloons.
Is it just me, or am I the only one who wonders if it's just me?
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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07-13-2014, 09:01 PM
Yes and no, because the alternate versions of you wonder if it's just them too.
Why can't I stand while i'm sitting?
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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07-14-2014, 06:13 AM
You can, but its tricky and involves laying down. The final position is called stitting.
If the impossible is not possible, and the implausible is not plausible, why are these things unbelievable?
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VeraDark
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07-14-2014, 10:24 AM
Because.
Why does nobody get that?
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Nonsensical
Keeper of Keeps
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07-19-2014, 07:30 PM
Everybody gets it but they dare not admit it because it goes against society's teachings.
I don't see it raining anywhere, but can the rain see me?
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Ermahgerd Berks
Black Metal Pony
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07-20-2014, 01:03 PM
Oh sure, it just uses its BIG OBVIOUS EYEBALLS to do it!
When is lunchtime?
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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07-21-2014, 06:56 AM
Some point after breakfast, and before dinner. Being a shift worker for 8 years, that was how I operated actually. Breakfast might be 2pm and would be cereal or something. Lunch time might be at 10pm and I'd have a hot meal for my break at work, and dinner would be what ever I ate once I got home before I went to bed!
if A squared plus B squared equals C squared, why is it used to find the length of the hypotenuse on a TRIANGLE and not something to do with a freakin' square!?!
Last edited by Drop Bear; 07-21-2014 at 07:08 AM..
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VeraDark
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07-21-2014, 03:19 PM
Because of the difficulties faced in bisecting a line, as opposed to trisecting an angle. That and "squared" only applies to triangles, "pentagonned" applies to squares, silly.
Who the hell teaches math so poorly that students don't understand it the way I do?
(Edit: That's a trick question, be careful!)
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3MPTY V01D
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07-23-2014, 12:01 AM
my pet potato
why isn't wearing tin foil hats a fad yet?
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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07-23-2014, 07:54 AM
I heard it had something to do with a global crisis where the foil was running out. Apparently the aliens are trying to scan our brains so much that the foil hats keep breaking. Non foil hat wearers blame this on poor craftsman ship and poor choice of construction materials, but we all know its those damned space sasquatches trying to read our brains!
If theres not a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, what is at the end of it instead?
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VeraDark
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07-30-2014, 09:22 AM
The answer to that question is obvious, if you've ever stepped in a pot of it.
How is a raven like a writing desk?
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Penella Goldeater
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07-30-2014, 10:51 AM
Poe wrote on both. That's not a stupid answer, but is the answer!!!
How stupid does one have to be to sell sea shells... by the sea shore?
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VeraDark
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07-30-2014, 10:55 AM
As stupid as she was.
Is this thing on?
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07-30-2014, 10:59 AM
You'll KNOW when it's on Vera. It vibrates.
When you wish upon a star, what happens?
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SuperZombiePotatoe
Spudd
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07-30-2014, 11:04 AM
You don't want to know >.<
Why is my leg numb?
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Korn
I AM AWAY ON VACAY
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07-30-2014, 02:09 PM
I don't think the jellyfish like to be tickled with feet.
If I'm here, and you're there, and the corner angle of a right triangle is 90 degrees... Then who's flying the plane?
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Drop Bear
The myth or the legend?
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07-31-2014, 07:40 AM
Well I was, but then I spotted a porcupine on the wing having a sword fight with a Knight in full plate armour, and I thought to myself, you know what, thats going to unbalance the plane! So you know what I did? I climbed out onto the other wing to counter balance them! So yeah... I cant remember if anyone else knows how to fly this cardboard contraption, but things could get hairy if that dog doesnt get off the landing strip ahead!
When is a Pixie not a Pixie?
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Ermahgerd Berks
Black Metal Pony
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07-31-2014, 12:47 PM
When I ate it 24 hours earlier. Then it's something else entirely.
WHO LET THA DAWGS OUT?
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