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#1876
Old 07-31-2014, 05:09 PM

Some baby that attempted to talk

Who's that pokemon?

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#1877
Old 08-01-2014, 06:39 AM

Ermagahd: Then answer is-
When hes got his head up a fairies skirt, then hes a goblin!

That pokemon is TYRANNOSAURUS REX-ASAURUS-ADON... I think?


When does no have meaning?

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#1878
Old 08-04-2014, 04:53 AM

"No" has a meaning when you bake an apple pie. Like Carl Sagan said, "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." So basically, the process is that you invent the universe and in doing so, define "No." Then you bake your pie and thus, the meaning of "No" is evident in its appley goodness! Simple huh!


If the things that don't kill you make you stronger, why am I not yet immune to papercuts? You'd think at the very least my skin would be able to resist being sliced open by paper!

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#1879
Old 08-04-2014, 07:44 AM

I think that only counts if the things actively attempt to kill you? Last time I watched a ream of paper for a few days, none of them attempted to kill me. My conclusion was, theyre either really good at playing dead and not moving and are going to try when I'm not looking, or you're all mad thinking that they wont!

What kind of asshat cant manage a business properly?

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#1880
Old 08-07-2014, 04:46 AM

Well, anyone who wears an ass on their head is already doing a lot of things wrong, like, life. So it only stands to reason if they can't buy themselves appropriate headwear that they'd suck at dealing with numbers and human beings and...just about everything!

... I feel like that wasn't a stupid enough answer, but I'm not feeling clever right now.

Why can't I be clever? T_T

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#1881
Old 09-01-2014, 06:29 AM

Because your sister got it all.

What is the meaning of life?

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#1882
Old 10-17-2014, 11:08 PM

Obligatory answer: 42

Why is that hyena laughing?

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#1883
Old 10-17-2014, 11:46 PM

Because it doesn't know any other emotion.

Why can't I hear properly?

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#1884
Old 10-18-2014, 04:11 PM

because you live under water...
How will i loose weight?

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#1885
Old 10-18-2014, 04:18 PM

By not tightening it.
((It's lose, not loose, sorry. Dx))

Why doesn't my son listen to me?

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#1886
Old 10-19-2014, 02:05 AM

Because your mom!

Why can't I just wish I was home and click my heel sand magically wake up home?

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#1887
Old 10-20-2014, 06:11 AM

Because Dorothy still has the magic shoes, though Alice heard about them and from what the mad hatter told me, shes pissed and wants to get hold of them to get her ass out of Wonderland the easy way! Personally, I cant blame her wanting them, but I think Dorothy needs to watch her back, because Alice is nasty when she wants to be!

To settle, or to keep playing?

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#1888
Old 10-20-2014, 05:03 PM

Keep walking down the street.

Should my mom adopt her dog as her third son?

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#1889
Old 10-29-2014, 05:24 AM

Yes I think she should.
Why do we ask all these stupid questions?

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#1890
Old 10-29-2014, 06:30 AM

because these questions would never get answered if we did not ask.

why do we walk forwards instead of backwards?

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#1891
Old 10-29-2014, 11:50 AM

because we would need to implant an eye on the back of our head...
why aren't we able to walk through walls?

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#1892
Old 10-29-2014, 12:04 PM

Cause then what would the point of having walls be if we could walk through them lol.
What do dogs think?

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#1893
Old 10-29-2014, 12:57 PM

They wonder what the cats are up to...
What does the circus lion thinks when everyone watches him?

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#1894
Old 10-30-2014, 02:55 AM

They think man is my teeth big enough to eat those people lol.
What do clowns think?

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#1895
Old 10-30-2014, 05:04 PM

They think about how to get out of the evening performance.

Why do birds stand on one leg?

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#1896
Old 10-31-2014, 05:46 PM

To give the other one a rest...
why do we not float around in our dreams where there is no gravity?

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#1897
Old 10-31-2014, 05:55 PM

Because your subconscious never listened in science class xD

When is it acceptable to throw stuff at strangers?

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#1898
Old 11-04-2014, 03:53 AM

When my corset is on a balloon.

Why do skunks jet-ski?

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#1899
Old 11-04-2014, 04:51 AM

To try and get away from the smell.
Why do people sit in chairs?

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#1900
Old 11-04-2014, 05:04 AM

So they can soar to Antarctica.

Why do pigeons peck schoolbags?

 


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