Cause then we would count past 10 if we used our feet.
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Why did I volunteer to work at a homeschool book fair? ;_;

because evil gnomes took over you're mind o.o.

why do people love posting?

becuase the god of menewsha told us to all post till we die.

What does MOA stand for?

Cause they like the word "Posting"
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Why are we all grilling an old boyfriend of mine?
(On RS) xD

i dont know.

How did Silver Magi get 'Cause they like the word "Posting"' for the question 'What does MOA stand for'?

because it is a stupid answer for a stupid question!

why do pigs fly and not cows?

Cause the milk would fall out at high altitudes.
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Why is Nikki not dancing? ;_;

because nikki wants to steal silver and dance for her and sami only ;-;.

why do people whine that thay poor when thay rich?

becuase they pooped themselves

Why do people think Paris Hilton is hot?

Because she has a weird pet?

Why did bush became a president?

cuz he slept with hilary clinton

why did ou get freaky with my dog last night o.o

I didn't. It was your cat

Why are balloons balloons

Because if they weren't balloons, they'd have to be something else, like pie!

Why did you steal my hair? D=

Because I am Steal Girl, the evilest villian of all MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA

Why you called For-Chan cookie?

Because if you crack me open, I'm filled with paper fortunes!

If dogs eat dog food and cats eat cat food, then why doesn't people food come in containers that say "People Food"?

Ohhhhhhh I get it ahahaa. .. So it dusnt have anything to do with the 4chan site?

Because humans complicate EVERYTHING

Why are tvs and computers square when cleary our eyes are circular?

No. Actually, I had this name a few years before 4-chan even existed. It's unfortunate that they felt the need to copy me.

Because they're supposed to be little windows into other worlds, so they need to be window shaped!

Why do people call bathrooms bathrooms even if there's no bath in there?

Because people want you to think that they bathe

Why are there cat fish and not dog fish?

There ARE dogfish.

Why isn't it easy being green?

Because people laugh at you for being different

What is 1+1

1+1 is 11 DUH

why do people breathe air like comon
if you were born into water you could stay underwater but noooooooooooo they gotta pull you out. SO WHY DO THEY PULL YOU OUT

because if they didn't your life would just be too easy and the world wouldn'y be able to torment you and make things complicated.
Why do you drive in a park way but park in a drive way?

Because I'm dyslexic and i get it back words.

Why are there only 24 hrs in a day?

Cuz bigfoot stole the other 20

Why is the book infront of me written by Gemma Malley?

Because the apes that will eventually take over the world wanted it to be.

why don't people show the proper fear for the exploding pants