Man, I drink alot but holy shit. I think that was beer+junkfood+ Laziness. o_o;

@ Hataa; LOL XDD;; He was kinda of a poor-trailer-hick-jack.

@ Bartuc; He actually never ate much of anything. Beer was basically his food, I think? XD
I never really got to know him, I was too busy running outside when we visited my moms boyfriends mom.

Laziness has to be in there. Or he drank a case a day, never excersised, and had been on that routine for decades. >,>;

.... I wouldn't want to be there when he 'sploded.

... Hick-jack??

@ Bartuc; Well all of the bfs moms friends were alcoholics because she was one too. xD
They were almost always wasted every day or smoked constantly. He might've ate like a cow when we weren't there. Iunno. @ A @;

@ Hataa; Hick-jack in terms is like a country hill billy but there's different types of 'em. :T

That is pretty bad. =/ Alcoholism isnt something to want to promote when dating. =/

Ahhh... kay.
*tugs at Miro Laoshi's cape*
o 3 o~!

... Alcoholism isn't something you want to promote... period.

But drinking games can be fun T__T

Drinking games aren't alcoholism....
Well, ok, they do kind of promote it... But... I'm sure you army dudes and dudettes have some self control and/ or sanity.

*gets out her pompoms*

:ninja:

*gets sharpie and draws on eyes for Chi again*
xD
Pompoms for what?

-sits on Hatake- owo <3

I burnt myself making tea today </3

*buu*
*deflates*
Shilly Zumbee~!

Iv been hurting myself alot XD;
Like triping up stairs, cutting myself on the finger, getting salt and vinger in the cut, walking into doors... D:

Im not silly ima safty hazord to myself D:

Well, techinically it is. By US Army standard. If you drink one full beer in a night. You are an alcoholic. :roll:

Why do people drink beer anyway? XD

o-o...How many beers can Bartuc drink in one night? O:

@Hatake
Ish a secret. 8D *flails around*

How many beers can a Bartuc beer bong if a Bartuc could bong beer? Yeah, I know that sucks. >_>

Amusing nonetheless though. XD

Zombie
Half.. >,>;
<.<;

Chi
*puts the fishies on a stick and cooks over fire*

Aya
Enough.. XD

Half...a case? o-o
Half a keg? Half a bottle....Half of wut? lol


-watches Bartuc cook the fishies- D: Hatake!! Bartuc is cooking my cousins ;o;

@Bartuc
*stamps foot* WAI!! *flails away the fires* ;-;

*throws water balloons on fire*
>I

And no being a safety hazard. I'm already that.
xD

lol lets be safty hazards together? owo

Zombie
;) You guess.

Chi & Hatake
T__T But..but..im hungee