Barty's real name says:
- I TOLD YOU!
- I TOLD YOU!

Jelly's real name says:
- O_O

Barty's real name says:
HERBERT THE PERVERT IS ON MENEWSHA!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
*smokers cough*

bwhahahhahhahaha I found her.

Edit: Holy fuck that totally didnt merge...

Howdy's like the wind, babeh.

You can't catch the wind.

*woosh*

Bartuc~Because I posted. :3

Howdy! Not in the house! Especially not the kitchen! :gonk: *opens windows to air it out*

Well...what about your...appointment?

You're not infamous Howdy?! Jelly is asking "Who is Herbert and why is he on my site" :lol:

@Snowbie ~ I have to do it in the house! I'm agoraphobic! I can't leave!

*dresses you up as the paper boy*

@Bart-man ~ jelly's not cool. ... Like us.

I know. She isnt even visible anymore to stalk easier D8<
*paints jelly's head onto my head thing*

Howdy~...but...but I'm not a real boy! And I'm allergic to ink! *offers the Daily Chronicle with a gloved hand* D': That will be $1.50.

You still lookin' for eggs, Bart?

@Snow ~ $1.50?! Good lord! I'll give you a quarter and some cheese crackers I found in back of the utility drawer.

Howdy~ Bossman will probably cane me... but okay! :D Do the crackers have green mold on them? o: Black mold gives me the splits.

No. They're covered in lint, bits of hard candy and a matchbook from a burlesque club back in the 40s.

Yeah, but at the moment need to get like 35k for Omi and 38k for PC. Then I can go back to buying hoards of stuff. XD

Howdy~Will I get scabies? You sure got around, mister. o.o

@Bart-man ~ I didn't ask if you were buyin'. :B

I'll send them over to yer mule when I get the chance.

@Snow ~ Scabies build character.

And I sure did get around. I was eight years old at the time and havin' the time of my life.

No one carded you back then.

XDDD Please tell me it wont take as long to open the trade as it does to load my main's trade window.

But thank you <3 The easter egg hunt shall survive in my mule! :ninja:

Oh no, i've seen some of these trades. Some people have an obscene amount of eggs.

I don't have that many. ... Relatively.

Howdy~ Jeepers! o,o *munches on a cracker* Did you see the big b****'s britches? O: I heard that was the talk of the town back then!

I bet. I know Jelly sent me like a small fraction of what she got and she sent me a metric fuck-ton of them. @[email protected]

I. have. no. extra. eggs. :lol:

@Snow ~ *refers to English/Asterisk dictionary*

Oh yeah, I saw the Big Bopper's britches one time. I didn't want to. But I did.

...Had to make money somehow.

@Bart ~ I'm guessing I have like twenty extra. ... Maybe.

How much did you make? o: Was it scary? Are you scarred mentally, physically? O:

@[email protected] jesus. That is alot of scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs and cheese! <3

Okay okay... I need to finish up the Exchange or i'm gonna be in here forever. XB

See ya guys later. ;D

Is that a bad thing? XD

You know you wanna stay! We were getting to the good part! XD Bye Howdy! I'm gonna head off to.