*starts eating Lee who's name isn't really Lee*

Argh, my arch-nemesis!




And Foils Saves The Day Man's Plot Girl has foiled my plans! What terrible luck!!

*glues AFSTDM Girl to the ceiling*

HA!

Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK

*starts eating Lee who's name isn't really Lee*

Alright, what does the manual say?

1. Do not run. The snake is faster than you.

Check

2. Lie flat on the ground, put your arms tight against your sides and your legs tight against each other.

Check

3. Tuck your chin in.

Check

4. The snake will begin to nudge and climb over your body.

Check

5. Do not panic.

Check

6. The snake will begin to swallow you feet first.

Check...

7. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

Check

8. When the snake has reached your knees, reach down, take out your knife, slide it into the side of the snake’s mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg. Quickly rip upward, severing the snake’s head.

WHAT?!?

9. Be sure you have your knife.

CRAP! NO CHECK! NO CHECK!!

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

Dammit...

*gets eaten*

*has got up to Lee, who is not really Lee,'s shoulder*

Well, I'd help you, Not-Lee, but I seem to be glued to the ceiling. >:

And who's fault is that, Ms. Idecidedtobeavillain?

*is about to eat Lee's head* The book of Lee says you're not really Lee.

No. My name's not Lee. I never said it was. You sillies just assumed it was!

Your name is TREVOR!!!

. . .

*listens to all the discussion and slowly drowns in snakes*

*slithers round Fiarra*

Originally Posted by General Lee Outrageous

And who's fault is that, Ms. Idecidedtobeavillain?

Well, have fun rejoicing in your I-did-rightness while you're being eaten by a snake.

My name's not Trevor. I am magical, though.

Hehe, Magical Trevor is awesome.

I agree to the awesomeness of Magical Trevor.

I second that motion. I would like to make a motion of my own.

*pelvic thrusts*

o_o
*backs out of Not-Lee's thrusting range*

Erm..thats just creepy.

I got....2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY! I rented it from the library!

*nerdhappy*

I've never seen that. xD

Neither have I, but I will! HOORAY!

*still hasn't stopped*

XD Silly you.

I haven't seen that yet.
I know about it, though. I even named my laptop HAL.
Which was a bad idea. It really did rebel against me. ;_; And then it broke.

Awwwww, poor Cherry. ;_;

*runs in and falls down*

What an exhausting day. Then I come home to the internet being down...ugh.

Awww, poor roocee.