*throws CFA in the back of the van*

*drives unmarked white van though the neighborhood*

Who wants free candy*?!?










*and to be part of an illegal and nonconsensual genetic expriment

I grew a third eye. :D BUT I HAVE A LOLLIPOP!
I'M ANOTHER NOT-LEE GENETICS INC. SUCCESS STORY!

LOL. Vinegar. I dunno - I might try it with that brand of Greek vinaigrette I like...

Also, LOL, genetic experiment. XD No thanks - I have the proper number of limbs and eyes. XD Now if you could give me superpowers... we might have a deal.

DID I HEAR FREE CANDY?????!!!

*chases the unmarked van* Come back magical van of yummy candy!!

*throws fia and Charging Kangaroos into the back of the van*

Who wants to be spliced with octopus deoxyribonucleic acid?!?

I'm not sure I'd like to be spliced with octopus DNA. :0 Although that does remind me of a Batman Beyond episode from years ago...

But if I was guaranteed to come out looking as adorable as our Octi, I might be tempted. XD I could never hangout with my friend again though, as she's terrified of squid and octopuses.

How about Gecko?

Originally Posted by General Lee Outrageous

*throws fia and Charging Kangaroos into the back of the van*

Who wants to be spliced with octopus deoxyribonucleic acid?!?

Aaaiieee...~~! ::k-thud::

Nooeee! Not me! What about cat, fox or owl? :O

OCTOPUS TENTACLE PLZ.

Tentacle rape! D: NOEZ!

Hey there. ;D *wiggles tentacle in your general direction suggestively*
So you're a... girl, huh? ;D

*rolls around in the back of the van* Are we there yet?

*scoots away from tentacles* iie~

Not tentacles.
Tentacle. Singular. I have only one. It's not like I'm some freak or something. XD

T_T one or many.. it's still weeeeird.

Where is your singular tentacle? >__>;

(Lol, I misspelled tentacle and it suggested "testicle" as the correct spelling. Boy does that change the context.)

XDD
Yes, Cherry is mixed gender! I have half a vagina and one testicle! :o

My tentacle is growing out of my forearm.

*pokes fiarra with tentacle*

lol My dad was filling out the school sports team form for my little sister today and he asked her if she only had one testicle, cuz it was a question on the form. So strange.

*squeaks and eyes tentacle* I dun wanna...

o_o
Dear God, why is that on a form?! Is it that common? XD

Originally Posted by CK

Aaaiieee...~~! ::k-thud::

Nooeee! Not me! What about cat, fox or owl? :O

You get... a fox tail and owl wings.

Originally Posted by fiarra

*rolls around in the back of the van* Are we there yet?

*scoots away from tentacles* iie~

We've been "here" for awhile. I've actually just been driving the van in circles in an empty K-Mart parking lot.

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

Not tentacles.
Tentacle. Singular. I have only one. It's not like I'm some freak or something. XD

This is amazing, and if it would make ANY sense whatsoever out of context, I would put it in my signature.

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

XDD
Yes, Cherry is mixed gender! I have half a vagina and one testicle! :o

I don't know whether I should be turned on by this or really turned on by this.

Originally Posted by fiarra

lol My dad was filling out the school sports team form for my little sister today and he asked her if she only had one testicle, cuz it was a question on the form. So strange.

*squeaks and eyes tentacle* I dun wanna...

This is yet another reason I am happy I never played sports. The other is that it made me so damn popular with the kids at school.


And now I'm done.

Lee: Buu.. K-Mart parking lots are boring. I WANT OUT!!!

Observation of the week: Sandwiches just don't taste as good with light mayo instead of regular.

Originally Posted by General Lee Outrageous

I don't know whether I should be turned on by this or really turned on by this.

Oh dear god. XDDD

How about we go to the physical therapy center at the hospital and jog in place, laughing at the cripples?

*stares at Lee* o__O;;

Or we could go to the maternity ward and switch the babies!

Or we could blow up an ER! :D

Oh. No. Wait. That'd be mean.