Maybe you should put a disclaimer in your sig during that week. XD

"WARNING: It's Bitch Week."

bitch(ier) week :lol:

You said it, not me. :angel:

(kidding, of course)

Maybe we should all just stop talking about blood-spewing uteri? I don't know why you all can't just lay eggs like the rest of the animal kingdom...

We do lay eggs.
Just internally.

I know, but when chickens don't get knocked up, they lay yummy eggs. When you don't get knocked up, you become pissed and bleed on everything. Which system of natural egg removal do you think I prefer?

How do you know chickens don't get pissy?

And are you saying that you want to eat unfertilised human ova?

No, but it'd be better than hear all of you threaten to throw bloody pads and tampons at me.

I think he wants to eat unfertilized human eggs, Jelly.
He's disgusting. :gonk:

No. I prefer livers and kidneys. I always throw out the ovaries and eggs. They smell too bad.

They are a bit smelly.
What about uterus lining? That's a source that replenishes itself.

(Okay, this is getting really gross XD)

Eh, I'm not a fan of the texture.

(You started it)

Mm. True. Slimy.

(*gag*)

(No, I didn't choose to be a girl. Actually, it's my dad's fault for contributing the chromosone that made me a girl. So my dad started it.)

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

*lobs a bloody pad at not-lee* FEEL MY PAIN!

And now we've come full-circle. Tampon-lobbing was one of the first conversations in this thread. XD

I stand by my judgment that YOU started it.

If my daddy had made me a boy, I would have no bloody pads to lob, now, would I?

If we could talk about puppies or anything not involving uterine seepage, that'd be grrrrreat.

Yeah. It would.

So... age old debate. Cats or dogs?

Cats of course. You don't have to take them outside to the bathroom every hour, you don't have to worry about a kennel with a cat, they can be left alone for a couple days/weekend. They are content on being left alone to do their thing.

I go with dogs.

Hello Howse! How is everyone doing?

I am doing ok, you?

I'm doing well, now that my uterus stopped hurting. :D
You?

:O

Hurting uterus is bad!

I'm doing alright, thanks.

I'm doing alright, I just got home from work a little bit ago. O_o .
Tomorrow I am supposed to go back to the doctors, so that will be fun (/sarcasm)

Ugh, I hate doctors myself.