Originally Posted by XxXshizuki-chanXxX

XDDD pleeease call me that ;D it sounds like a prostitute name

is this pic good enough? XDD

It's decent.

Originally Posted by tentenpuff

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LET THIS POST BE ON PAGE 500

Congrats!

*ribbonhand*

YESSSS

Now I will post relevant to the conversation:
@Shizuki:
-will no longer call you Shiz-
DD:

Why... why would you want to be a prostitute? :/


@Kev:
NO
DO NOT ENCOURAGE
-slap-
Or I will disown you. :C
And you will only be Christy's perverted bisexual male.

Once upon a time, there was a perverted, bisexual male named Kev who had a sister who wanted to be a prostitute. His ex-friend Puff begged her not to do it. Kev, instead of helping Puff, decided to not help at all and instead spoke incoherent words in awe at his sister, which was TOTALLY INCESTUOUS. Anyway, the words Kev spoke were: clown, apropos, dangle, lampshade, truncate, figuratively, plush, amalgamate, vector, prickly, platypus, most, at, swordfish, and peasantry. Because he spoke such and Puff wrote a paragraph about it, she now deserves 500 Not-Lee points and wins a sketch. :'DDD

A) That's cheating.
B) No you don't.
C) I like lists of three or more.
D) Here's the "or more" part.
E) "E" is a continuation of part "D".

XDDD that story was epic tenten o3o

:C
You're a meanie.

@Not-Lee: I'll take that challenge! In fact, I'll do it in three sentences.

Figuratively speaking, there's no most ideal vector at which to dangle a clown plush from your lampshade. Apropos, it's difficult to amalgamate so many unrelated words in a sentence without truncating the meaning. Furthermore, it's a prickly situation to expect the peasantry to understand such complex words when they cannot tell the difference between a platypus and a swordfish.

=( i dont really wanna be a prostitute... i just like their fishnet stockings and high heels and confidence in their bodies

WOAH FERRA THAT IS SO AWESOME
-gives you cookie dough-
I'd give you an award if I wasn't leaving this thread because Kev is a butt.
:'DDD

Edit;
@Shizuki:
Oh, good. xD
1. Fishnets ARE cool, so you are justified.
2. High heels are cool, too, so once again you are justified.
3. They probably don't have confidence in their bodies; they're prostitutes... xD;;;

dont leave me tenten DX

Originally Posted by Ferra

@Not-Lee: I'll take that challenge! In fact, I'll do it in three sentences.

Figuratively speaking, there's no most ideal vector at which to dangle a clown plush from your lampshade. Apropos, it's difficult to amalgamate so many unrelated words in a sentence without truncating the meaning. Furthermore, it's a prickly situation to expect the peasantry to understand such complex words when they cannot tell the difference between a platypus and a swordfish.

*bends down on one knee*

Would you like to become Mrs. Kevin McPervert?

@Not-Lee: Only if I can wear the pants in the family. 8D

XD a reverse couple!!!

Originally Posted by Ferra

@Not-Lee: Only if I can wear the pants in the family. 8D

Heh, like we wear pants.

JellySundae- 15 points
Cherry Flavored Antacid- 51 points
Lanackse- 10 points
roocee- 5 points
Violet_Beauregarde91- 5 points
CK- 15 points
HIM_ROCK- 18 points
Tentenpuff- 595 points
Moyra- 15 points
Ferra- 608 points
fiarra- 22 points
Insane Cricket- 25 points

DON'T DO IT FERRA
HE WILL RUN OFF WITH SHIZ
YOU KNOW IT

Also, I can't fit that quote into my sig.
It's too long, which totally sucks because it's made of pure win.

@tenten: O RLY? Well I don't think he'll be running far when I'm through with him.

DX NOOO IM NO MAN STEALER!!! IM JUST A PROSTITUTE!!!

Originally Posted by Ferra

@tenten: O RLY? Well I don't think he'll be running far when I'm through with him.

o bby

:heya:

@Ferra:
XDDD

For being awesome, I hereby grant you Puff pointsxinfinity.
I'll do whatever you want. 8DDD
FOREEEVERRRRRR
butyouhavetogivemechocolate

i love my donated bunny hat :drool:

Originally Posted by tentenpuff

@Ferra:
XDDD

For being awesome, I hereby grant you Puff pointsxinfinity.
I'll do whatever you want. 8DDD
FOREEEVERRRRRR
butyouhavetogivemechocolate

Unlike our shoddy competitor, Puff points, Not-Lee points require no exchange of goods or services, merely awesome. Not only that, but we also provide goods and services in exchange for cumulative points*. That's quality service, the Not-Lee way. Are you in good points?


*See Not-Lee points official rules for more details. Offer limited to known universe. Rules and regulations may apply. Restrictions subject to change at any time without notice. For further information and a Not-Lee point distribution location nearest you, contact your local Not-Lee representative.

Where can I find a local Not-Lee representative?
Oh, that's right, NEW YORK.

Puff points, on the other hand, guarantee customer satisfaction, where we put the customer first. Customer service is our number one priority. Being awesome is our next.

Would you rather be shunned by someone awesome, or be praised by someone awesome? If you picked the latter of the two, congratulations!
You just lost the game won five Puff points, you amazing person, you!

Buu I missed posting on page 500. I should edit a note into Ferra's post and thus be there in belated spirit.

Also... that use of the random words was awesome.

*kind of amused she's being fought over by various point organizations*

I'll accept both, but I'm unfortunately fresh out of chocolate. Unless you count Raisinets, in which case I will never share them. NEVAR!

*sneaks some of Ferra's Raisinets into pockets and runs*

SACRILEGE!! D:< You're lucky you're my twin or I'd rip those pockets right off.