Aww, I hope you get well soon, HIM. D: *hugs* Being sick is the worst.
I have absolutely no tolerance for pain or being uncomfortable... the second something's wrong with me, it's like I can't live my life anymore. ><

Fairy - DARK CHOCOLATE REESE'S?
HOLY SHIT :drool:

Mmm, dark chocolate Reese's... .___.

I can has please? :<

Me too, plox. :drool:

I know. :drool: I saw them and was like WHAT! Must....have...

I have no idea what you peoples are talking about !!

Do you know what Reese's cups are?

No I don't because I'm so bloody British. Now I'm going to do British things like drink cups of tea. Toodle pip old bean

You are so deprived. Chocolate and peanut marry in a beautiful blend.

HIM does not like peanuts or nuts of any kind except coconuts but is a coconut really a nut ?

i think that coconuts arent nuts 0-0

they grow off of trees so they are fruits?

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

THE VIBRATING BALLS ARE NOT DIRTY, I TELL YOU. ;-; THEY'RE FOR BABIES WHO ARE TEETHING.
STOP CORRUPTING THE INNOCENCE WITH YOUR FILTH! D:

I can't help it. My dirty mind was like, bred into me. Everyone in my family is this way. Its like a disease. :no:
I tried to run from it for several years, but now I just embrace it as part of who I am. Like embracing the fact that when I attend church, I'd rather draw in my bible than listen to the preacher. :) I vaguely wonder if that counts as a sin though...

Oh, I've had the dark chocolate reeses and they kick the regular ones' asses! They're so good. :drool:

It's defacing a holy book it must be classed as desecration or chruch property.

I was like, drawing Noah's ark and things though. Like illustrating the stories in the book. I didn't see it as a bad thing, and the preacher put me to sleep if I listened to him. I wanted to go work in the nursery instead, but no one ever listened to what I wanted and I was forced to listen to him drone about how his new plasma TV somehow related to religion...rather than babysitting and having fun. :(
And I never got the end of the TV story. I snuck off and hung out in the ladies' parlor. It was very pretty in there. I still spend most of my time in there when I randomly decide to go to church with my grandparents. Its more quiet and sane in there. In the church...room...thing, there's this weird lady who gets extremely excited and walks up and down the aisles and on the stage, dancing and waving a big scarf around. She scares me. :|

Churches should have the illustrated bibles so then you can look at the pictures.

why are bibles so big?

Because an abridged version wouldn't be as useful as a weapon. ;o

xD

soo bibles are weapons?

Yah, of course!
Where've you been? o:

xD dont really know

xP

So, let's see... What else can we talk about besides bibles of mass destruction? :3

I KNOW! Oh wait, no I don't. I thought an idea would come to me by saying 'I know,' but it didn't work. :<

I'm a failuuure. ;~;

Let's talk about muesli.

awwww no you ain't fail <3

how about we talk about candyyyy

whats your fave candy evar?

EDIT:
why thanks him for posting right before me xD
wtf is that?

*jumps in*

Your Bible conversation reminded me of this comic. I don't have the whole thing on file, but this is the main point of it:

xD thats awesome

Luls!

That comic almost made me pee my pants, but luckily I made it to the bathroom in time. ;3

xD But seriously, you jumped in at the right time, Knerd. =D