Ophelia: The Younger(Ish?) Years

Detailing Grandma Ophelia's triumphant rise to stardom in the boudoirs all across Iceland, this belated summer blockbuster is bound to burn your local retirement home down to a crisp with anticipation. Note: Geritol Cocktails provided upon request.

COMING HALLOWEEN...

YOU HAVE NEVER...

BEEN...


SO...


DISTURBED.




Gnomie
10/31/09



PREPARE YOURSELF.

RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES AND.. DANCING?
Yes, that's right.
Dancing.

Dive into the techno beats of San Francisco's gay district as a young man turns his life upside down, climbing up the ladder of success in the urban music scene.

.. 5/10/09..

Step Up 3 - The Gaystreets.

LAWL. Silver, you made me pee myself a little on the inside again. :o
I'm going to have to fine you if you keep doing this. :<

-breaks the movie preview chain and demands conversational topics ensue from here forth-

But...but.. I have no conversations. And I haven't gotten to do a movie preview yet! *cries*

Oh, and Cherry, that gnome movie would make me wet myself and cry myself to sleep.

Fairy, you have five minutes to do a movie preview!
GOGOGO.
You're being timed. D:<!

It's little, it's evil, it's coming to a house near you...

It's...

MASSIVELY CUTE KITTEN!



The carnage starts October 30th.

Ew, a day before Gnomie's release!?
Well, I guess it's better that it's on a Friday, but it still won't have that new-car Halloween smell like Gnomie will... >w>
...Yeah, I'll just go trick-or-treating early on in the day on Saturday, and see Gnomie. Screw Massively Cute Kitten! D:<
[/harshcritic]

<3~
YOU HAVE FIVE MORE MINUTES TO REDEEM YOURSELF AND DO ANOTHER MOVIE PREVIEW. :-D
'Cause I'm bored. ;>

(Oh, I added a cute picture to it. That's the terror kitten.)

You've heard of Godzilla? Well nothing can top the TERROR BIRD!
New Zealand is no longer safe....

(I don't know why all of these are animals)

(Animal friendly, are we? D:<)

New Zealand was safe? D:! I wish I knew sooner... I would've sent you there and dropped a house on you!

No! No house droppings! Why! WHY! And it probably isn't safe, but those terror birds are scary... Maoi's or something they're called, they're extinct now.

NO HOUSE!

Aww, they're extinct? ):
I guess we'll just have to get some good old-fashioned crows, like the ones that were in The Birds. D:
...At least, I think they were crows. Maybe they were ravens?
-drops a house on you anyway-

You can't run from it...

You can't hide from it...

No matter what you do...

IT
WILL
FIND YOU

Procrastination
Coming next spring... maybe.

LOL.
That was excellently executed, Cherry.
I'm pretty sure I just soiled a perfectly dry Depends just now. :(
You owe me a new pack of diapers.

Meh. Later. *eats lemon yogurt* :drool:

*chomps on thread* Screw being HIMzilla. I'm going to be Chompasurus-HIM for a while. *continues chomping on thread*

Ow, you chomped my toe off. D:

I wondered what that chrunchy bit was.:XD

My squeezing toe. ;-;
WHYYY MY SQUEEZING TOOEEE. DX

*regurtitates toe* You can have it back.

Procrastinators of the thread unite!

Later...

Hello everyone. ^^ -pounces Cherry and noms her- <3

HIM - *sticks bile-covered mushy toe back into place*

...

D:


Flink - Oh no, you're after my other toe! *squirms away*

Flink doesn't like toes. D: She prefers knee caps. They're DELICIOUS. -chases Cherry- Nom nom nom.

FLINKASURUS!!! *glomps the Flinkasurus*

Nu, nu... Flinkzilla~

Wait, no. o.o Flinkzilla is when she's being EBIL to people who hurt her friends. XD

-glomps HIM, then stomps around like a Flinkasaurus should-