Maybe they respect them but don't like them? Or maybe they know animals will be our overlords someday.

Or maybe Fairy is under a mysterious new type of influence that involves fairy dust and gnome facial hair. o_o

Wait, what? That sounds terrifying! Why am I under an influence! Aiiiiii!

I dunno, you tell me. 9_9
You're the one who's under it, after all!
-stuffs you in a trash bag and throws you over a bridge-

No! I don't want to live with the troll!!

Oops, too late. 9_9
I'll let you and him sort out who sleeps on which bunk.
Have fun! :lol:
-runs the opposite way-

Noooo! *Swims away very quickly, being chased by the troll* I will not be roomies with a troll!

Well, it'd hardly be roomies. It's more like... bridgies? -points and laughs at you-
It could be worse... After you two get to know one another better (in other words, after he develops a crush on you, and pins you to the wall for safekeeping), he might make you his girlfriend. :D~

:no: NO! I've already reached the shore! I've escaped that fate!

Really? He's sort of right behind you. 9_9
JUST BECAUSE HE PREFERS THE MURKY POLLUTED RIVER WATER DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T WALK ON LAND! D:<
Yeah, uh... You better run some more. ._.
He's itching his armpit, which is a common troll signal for lust.

Noooooo! *Recalls all of her former athletic skills* Just because it's bigger than me doesn't mean I'm not faster! "I will not be your troll bride!"

Uh-oh, looks like you made Mr. Troll mad. >w>
:o! HE'S TRYING TO EAT YOUR HAIRRR!

-points and laughs-

NOOOO! Mah hair! Take that Mr. Troll! *elbows and runs faster and further away*

:o
You outran him! I think. o_O
Oh wait, you just ran into Troll Forest. :lol:
That's where his cousin Billie-Jean lives... She's allegedly not his lover, so don't go thinking her son Franz is Mr. Troll's son... <w<
[/Michael Jackson pun]

Mr. Troll reminds me of Old Gregg. xD

Who's he? O:
(Can you tell how bored I am? D: I always invent random lame stories when I'm bored. xD)

By the way, your signature is effing shwamazing. xDD

He's a character from an episode of The Mighty Boosh!
This isn't the whole episode, just the scenes with him in it. But you get the idea.

I :heart: Old Gregg. xD

And thanks. Howdy made it. It's part of a bigger comic, though. This is just one panel.

Is it a staff-only comic? O:
I mean, will it be revealed to the general public, or are there just too many inside jokes in it that it'd be rather pointless? xD

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"Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?" xD
"I GOT A MANGINA."

LMFAO.
And the pink tutu... PRICELESS.
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Morning everyone.

Facade - Yeah, it was made pretty much for us only, and wouldn't be so funny to the general populace. :lol:
As it is, since Yan barely comes out into public (which may be for the better :P), not many are aware of his reputation. :lol:

Yeah, Old Gregg quotes are the best. :lol: Yesterday I saw a hot pink frilly skirt for a little girl's halloween costume. I held it up to my waist and then went over to my mom and was like "I like you... what do you think of me?" xD Then when I texted my boyfriend about it, I would respond only in old gregg quotes. xD
If I ever have a halloween party to actually go to, I might dress up as old gregg. xD It'd be fun!

Roo - Hey! Long time no see. How have you been?

LOL. I can just imagine an Old Gregg costume. That would make my DAY!
Did your mom have any idea what you were talking about when you did that? xDD
I have a feeling she would've been creeped out and cried a little. >w>;

And I've heard vaguely of Yan when he's around staffers, but I wish he'd come mingle with us a little more. D: I love getting to know the staff. 3:<

Oh, oh, yeah, she knows who he is. xD She likes The Mighty Boosh too.

I think you should be glad that he doesn't come out. :lol: He'll raep you. D:

AMG. D:
-cries softly-

xD; Well that's hilarious that your mom likes The Mighty Boosh too. :lol:

Bah, I want to meet Old Gregg. And his ball of funk, or whatever he called it. ._. That thing seemed scary as all hell.

THE HOFF WAS ON MY TELLYBOX!!


Now to go buy a Boosh tee.

I've been pretty good Cherry. Just busy.