@Cherry- I am attaching exactly ZERO weights to exactly ZERO testicles. >:I

Originally Posted by briannamal

@Cherry- I am attaching exactly ZERO weights to exactly ZERO testicles. >:I

You're going to attatch them to boobs then

OH MY GOODNESS! I'm in HIM's siggy? I am honoured - I'd like to thank the little people....

Great. I went and googled anne summers so I wouldn't be in the dark. Now that's in my search history :cry:

@HIM- But wouldn't attaching weights to boobs make them saggy? D:

It would but then you could stuff them with bubble wrap.

Then it looks like you have a hundred nips.

Oh my god, I want to stuff my boobs with bubblewrap ohman, I don't even care if it looks like I have a hundred nips oh maaaaaan.

Anna and the Hundred Nips almost sounds like a children's story.
Almost.

...I'd read it. I'd read it ten times.

I think you just want to stuff your boobies with bubble wrap because then people will want to squeeze them. You floozy.

Psh, SO not true.

...Plus, people want to squeeze my boobies anyways. :roll:

I'm not quite sure how to respond, so how about that weather. :lol:

I'm glad that you changed the subject. The weather here has got DID. >_> It was sunny the other day, then a little bit nippy, then heavy rain with bright, loud thunder&lightning and then it snowed. ,:I How's the weather where you are?

...or throw her down a flight of stairs in order to hear that *pop pop popping* sound.

Aw, never mind. I was a few posts too late. My comp is loopy today.

Anna - Snow?! You serious?

Biggles - "Ow! Ow! Aaaauugh!" "Oh shut up, you have bubble wrap, you'll be fine! Baby."

Ikr? "TUCK AND ROLL, TUCK AND ROLL!"

Is that like "stop, drop, and roll"? Because I totally know stop, drop, and roll.

well, kinda - they are both precautionary? It's more 'tuck your head (into the region of your padded brassiere) and roll (which is gonna be pretty easy seeing as you are falling down stairs.)'

And that'll make fire run away from me? Awesome. :D

Uh. Sure, why not.

@Cherry- Yes! I am serious! It's all melted now, though. Colorado is ridiculous. :lol:

@Biggles- Ohhhh, I thought "tuck and roll" was some sort of instruction on how to stuff your package so it looks bigger. :sweat:

Wow... We got some apocalypse-grade storms, but that's it.

That sounds a lot worse than some snow. xD

Tornado in the village! It beats you all.

Oh damn, that sucks. :gonk: Since you're posting, though, I'm going to assume you survived. :lol: