You sound like you're smarter in dreams than I am... I tried hiding in an attic, and then I had to jump out a window down three floors. x_x

If only that were the case in real life. I feel like I am loosing brain juice.

YOU JUST MISSPELLED LOSING! You really are losing brain juice! *rushes you to the ER* :cry:

OMG. I need help T.T

I hate when my tone doesn't convey properly online...

Maybe if you try using emoticons, or putting your mood in asterisks? :D *helpful*

Well, "dead grandmother" just came out of the blue, so I took it seriously.

Well, she's not dead. The dream was scary, but...

You know, I really don't know why I expect a reaction that is other than awkward when I do something intentionally awkward. No, this is my problem, I need to think this through better. :lol:

Yeah... It is on the internets forever, after all. We all have to chasten ourselves. Not like I do a stellar job, but I try :gonk:

Wait, chastity is a requirement of the internet? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! :gonk:

@Chrissy- What, I didn't reply awkwardly! D: I shared a similar story! ...Actually, my story was pretty awkward and horrifying. <_<

WHAT ABOUT CHASTITY? SORRY I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING INTERNET SEX TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. *humps cherry's leg*

YES. Along with the STDs, connection to a modem results in a crippling virus that kills your libido and eats the flesh right off the bones.

WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M TOO BUSY-- *flesh is eaten off bones, cherry's leg falls off*

Anna, you are very inconsistent with what you call me. :lol:

Also, I will have none of this death tomfoolery. *ties a red sash around my waist*

Chrissy, your name is Chrissy when I am talking to you directly (or about you to Haro or Nan) and you are cherry (or Cherry if I can be assed to capitalize) to everybody else. ,:I

OH. So, I'm 'Somebody Else', am I?
... I CAN TELL WHEN I AM NOT WANTED. -burns down your chicken coup and runs for the hills-

Thanks for roasting those tasty, tasty chickens for me, Biggles. But... strange, I thought you were vegetarian.

Oh, oh, I see why. This chicken is so dry. You need to improve your roasting methods. You've got to lock in the juices, not drain them all out.

Also helps if you remove the organs first.

We need to have a wacky cooking lesson montage now. Maybe Journey will play. Because, uhm, don't stop believing... in your... hidden cooking skills...?

GUITAR SOLO

BITCHIN' CAR AND MULLET JUST BECAUSE!

HELL YEAH!

...

If I wasn't sober, I'd think I was drunk.

And you're not drunk 'cuz you're prudes! :D
*sips some sort of alkeyhawl*

I'm not a prude... It's just too much internets... The soul crushing comes in myriad forms.

What are you implying, Anna? That I am wrinkly and purple? I'll have you know that I in no way, shape, or form resemble a dried-

Oh, you said prude.

*Runs though shouting incohearent rubbish*

You doing a reading from a religious text, HIM? HIGH FIVE! Yeah? No? Ok. -goes and sits quietly in her corner-\



speaking of prunes, have any of you ever had those like, chinese dried plums infused with rose essence? They are amazing :drool: