Yeah, that's one of the perks to the name Susan.

Old fleas?

Well that's devauled it straight away not having the original fleas with it.


HIM's gonna get a Hitcher t-shirt

That with the right mindset, it's gender neutral.

When it happens, HIM, we want pics, Mkay?

I will admit I've never met any men named Susan. And only one female, and she a rather crazy relative.

HIM shall order it tomorrow and then want it to arrive right now as soon as the posting confermation comes though.

Well, fairy's not watching her daily recommended serving of boosh :lol:

Fairy needs to meet more people with "mirror balls"

This is true. I must remedy this.

Does Johnny Cash count as a man named Susan?

Hm. I guess we can let him into the ranks.

*Noms on the Biggles*

Aw, watch it HIM, I'll only go straight to your hips.

Rose hips are much healthier for you.

Rose hips are when you look at your hips through rose-tinted glasses.

Johnny Cash was a boy named Sue though... :\

And what is Sue short for?

HIM's mummeh said that Eels up inside ya sounds like you've got worms

About a year ago now, I'm thinking, there was an incident in China where a group of drunk chaps inserted a live eel into the anus of their likewise drunk/incapacitated friend. Neither the man or the eel survived the ordeal.

Yes not a good thing to do neither is falling off the toilet and impaling yourself on the toilet brush as some poor person did, then they were on the telly with a toilet brush up their bum.

Fell off the toilet onto the brush... suuuuuuure. :lol: "I fell! Uh, I mean, I levitated to the left and then fell. Uhm, repeatedly?"

He was probibly compleatly pissed but that probibly sobered him up.

Ouch. I feel sorry for that eel though.

Yeah, poor eel. What a way to go. :lol: I'm curious as to how the man died from that, though...

Oh, well the eel felt trapped and smothered of course, and tried to get out of its predicament by chewing it's way through the bowels.