This is the worst howse of take it h-off I've even been to.

This is a family establishment, I'll have you know! ... We have children's pole dancing lessons in the back room.

I shall have to give this the lowest rating ever five miserable hoffs.

No, please don't put a negative review up on Hofffinder! We'll give you a free calf massage!

This shall have the worst review of all the Hoff clubs I've been to. It will come highly un-recomendable in the Which Hoff book.

I'm ruined. :cry:

And that's what you get for having too high paid strippers.

I don't think people would "strip" for minimum wage though.

They should strip for my "pocket change"

But that may "violate" some kind of labor law.

I'm sure they have other "jobs"

What if taking off their clothes is the only "skill" they have?

*Gasp*! I remember "this" place!

I'll bet you "remember" us.

Man, this just doesn't stop being funny.

I'm highly disappointed that no one once defended "my" honour. :(

Defend it? You lost your "honor" a looong time ago.

- Suddenly turning, she dashes out the french windows, flees deep into the garden, and throws herself down by the edge of the lilypond, sobbing-

*follows to "console" her*

Well that was "melodramatic"

Don't "drown", now!

And yes, I do believe "I" remember you!

How "could" you

Tomorrow is "my" birthday.

Well, happy early "birthday," then! :heart:

Do any of you hep cats have one of them newfangled tumblrs? I have no idea what kind of person I was trying to be with that sentence.

I don't know either but you sounded kind of "dumb".
XD

No, although I regularly read the ones my "friends" have.

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Oh and "thanks".