Why wrestle multiple bears when you can just go find one owlbear and be done with it.

Because, there aren't any owlbears left after the butt-whooping I gave them last week.

Fair enough. The carry on with the normal bears.

*growling*
*throwing*
*thudding*
MINE FOE DOTH BE VANQUISHED!!

*claps politely* =P I think that's enough manliness for the thread.

For now. I don't have to be macho, but there's only so much being surrounded by women and that not involving sex that I can handle without losing masculinity.

xD But you have the Hoff to counter-act the overloads of females here!!

True, but that relationship borders on gay. Masculinity is a very complex thing. You womens thought we had it easy all the time. NOPE!

Originally Posted by fiarra

CK: There's this one deodorant commercial where the girl is wearing a tank top and walking around town like... throwing up her arms and smelling herself. It's way weird.

YES. THAT IS EXACTLY THE ONE.

WHERE SHE WALKS IN FRONT OF THE COP CAR AND GOES, "ZAAHH I'M INNOCENT *SNIFF SNIFF PITS AND PRANCE AWAY*"

IT IS SO ANNOYING I MUST EXPRESS MYSELF IN ALL CAPS.

Originally Posted by tentenpuff

-pirouettes in-
-falls-
xD

Today was my first day at this dance camp thingy~
:'DD
It was fun. We stretched a lot, though. xD

Oh, that's really a good thing, though. XD Getting into the routine of stretching before they throw you the crazy stuff is better. Because if you didn't make a habit of properly stretching before you started taking dance, you're going to be sore from the stretching alone... ::uncertain of how much dance experience you or the rest of the class has:: >_>

Originally Posted by General Lee Outrageous

Stop it, you guys. This masculinity is overwhelming. Tone down the manliness, will ya?

Originally Posted by General Lee Outrageous

I'm gonna go wrestle some bears to make sure my balls don't fall off.

Originally Posted by General Lee Outrageous

True, but that relationship borders on gay. Masculinity is a very complex thing. You womens thought we had it easy all the time. NOPE!

I just kept laughing harder with every post. XD

Okay - I'll trade you... masculinity issues for monthly female problems and childbirth... Let's go! .... I dare you. :D

BAH!!

I had to take my HoH banner thingy out of my sig, because it made it too big with some of my piccies T__T

So I'm gonna put my fairyHoffmother picture in the randomiser instead :XD

*sneaks into topic* HOFF!!!

Originally Posted by CK

I just kept laughing harder with every post. XD

Okay - I'll trade you... masculinity issues for monthly female problems and childbirth... Let's go! .... I dare you. :D

I'm not saying we have it harder, just difficult in different areas. For example, we have a major weak spot betwixt the legs. Also, the whole "one organ serving two functions" thing was a horrible idea.

*Walks Into Thread*
Hey, guys! ^_^
*Points At Signature* I'm ready to talk! xD

CK: Ok, I thought you might have been talking about that one. My boyfriend and I were watching tv and that one came on. And his only comment was "don't buy that one ever, apparently it makes you crazy".

Jelly: T_T So sad

*slithers round topic*

Morning everyone.

*catches the HIM-snake*

*wiggles about crazily trying to escape* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!

EEP!!
*lets HIM go* T_T I just wanted to feed you cookies

What kind of cookies ?

Umm... magical cookies?
They can be any kind you want... any.. and if you don't like cookies well then they turn into muffins!!

OOOOHHHH ME WANT SOME!!!

Magic cookies??? I think I need some of those.

*sets out a plate of magical cookies for the thread* <3

*steals the plate of them and runs off to hide* YOINK!