HAPPY HAM!!
That made me laugh. xD

Sorry, I clicked out of the thread without posting... twice. I am so bad. D:

I wouldn't usually make a big deal out of it, but I had already double posted and didn't want to make it a triple.

And yeah, HAPPY HAM! I finally uploaded some photos onto the computer from my mothers camera and that one was from Christmas. My father was oddly proud of making that thing. It was hillarious.

Your dad made that? xD
That is super awesome. I wish I had such an awesome ham.
..I want ham now.. it's occurring to me that I haven't eaten all day.

Sorry D: I'm so bad, I know.

Well then you should eat Fabby!

.....but since this is like 12 hours later, hopefully you already have. XD

And, we need to continue on our quest!

Uh, weekends are terrible for me Mene-wise. I feel like I miss so much.

Hey Jecynecy. Your sock layering maks me happy for some odd reason. <3

Yes, I have eaten since then. xD
But alas, there was no ham to be found. Especially not a happy one.

THE EPIC QUEST!
Well, since there are no spiky wooden traps, we may as well go down this path.
Avoid that there bear trap.

Why are there bear traps? I haven't seen any bea..................OH MY GOSH, LOOK! A BEAR!

OH NOS!!!!

...Damnit. I knew we should have picked the nice, green, sunny path. D:
Do you know how to fire a shotgun?

*pulls out sawed off shotgun from behind back*

I think I can manage.

*throws sawed off shotgun at bear*

*bear runs away from crazy girls*

WOO! Score one for team EPIC QUEST, zero for the bear!

Who's going to prevent forest fires now, you pansy.

...............wow, I am really at the drunk tired stage. XD

Drunk and tired, or so tired you may as well be drunk? xD

And so we continue down the epic path to the giant floating red X!
I wonder what shall be next on the endless agenda of things to make my life just a little more painful. D:

The second one, thought the first would probably be more fun. XD

*retrieves thrown sawed off shotgun*

Alrighty, lets go!

Then you should probably sleep, silly.

-whips out chainsaw-
I AM PREPARED FOR YOU, EVIL MOUNTAIN PATH.
Chaaaaarge!

I feel like we're preparing to fight off a zombie infestation. XD

*pokes Fabby's eggs* I hadn't seen those first two yet.

I was getting that impression too. I was getting a rather Resident Evil 4-ey vibe from this path.
Maybe it has something to do with me RE4 addiction.

=o

Great, now we're going to stumble into a horde of zombies. I just know it.

Hello Fabby and Smolder!

Hey Jecynecy! *waves*

*wanders down the path*

Well I don't see anything yet......

*something jumps out*

Hey Jecy ^^

Why, you have an alt, Cap'n. What a lucky lady you are. =o

...AAAAAAH ZOMBIES! -fires blindly-
Headshot! +3000 points.

*awkward pause*

That wasn't a zombie Fabs.

*stares at shot up watermelon*

Who is throwing watermelons at us? O.O

And after taking a short detour to the eye doctor because Fabs apparently can't tell the difference between a zombie and a watermelon...

HONOEZ. Is the great watermelon thrower of Mt Doom! Take cover!

*ducks behind tree to escape the thrown watermellons*

*picks up part of watermellon and eats it*

We must figure out a plan Fabby. If you were throwing watermellons what would make you stop.

*ponders...........*lightbulb**

OH NOS! They must be our evil watermellon throwing clones!!

-noms broken watermelon- I don't know. This is a rather tasty clone. Could we get a cookie throwing clone now?

*catches a cookie flying by head*

It seems they are taking requests.

I suddenly like this trap.
Cookies!

<3

Yum. Oatmeal raisin.
I would really like an oatmeal raisin cookie now.

*noms on a ginger snap cookie*

But if we sit here eating these delicious thrown cookies all day we won't make it to the MOUNTIAN OF DOOM!!!

*continues eating cookie*