No, actually I am dead. I just didn't want to tell anyone because I thought it might cause panic.

And we do not have a compass. However, Fabby, has a swivel necked desk lamp that possibly has magical powers.

-blinks- Did you just call me Flappy? xD

Well, as long as you can still walk, I guess it'll be okay. Maybe you should get that looked at when we get home...
Ahem. I have this AWESOME TREASURE MAP OF DOOM(tm) and this apparently magical (?) book lamp. Inspecting the map with the book lamp, it seems we're standing directly on a bridge of ice that leads to that giant pit of spikes down there. o___o;; It's a good thing we didn't try and bring Mrs. Cow. -scrambles across-

Anyone got a phonix down? -laughs- and slowly moves accross

This quest seems to be riddled with random giant pits filled with dangerous things. Why isn't there ever pits of cookie dough or something?

*hops across while glaring distrustfullyat spikes*

*coughcoughhack*
i think the altitude is getting to me X-X

-dances happily-
Altitude? Pfft. I live in Colorado.

Uhh... more pits of cookie dough, then?

I'm just saying it would be a nice change of pace.

*starts walking on hands* The altitude doesn't bother me either, being dead and all. XD

i think im starting to die... my left leg fell off

And I think Mr./Ms. Cow is eating it.

..........

Huh, I didn't know she was following us......or that she ate people. Maybe now that you are one legged (and she ate the said appendage) she will allow you to ride her.

*tries to climb on cow and gets kicked off*
i didnt even know cows kicked people off their backs D:

Apparently, Mr./Ms. Cow is a special carnivorous, leg-warmer wearing, kicking breed.

Am I the only live person left in the group? Maybe Mrs. Cow only likes to eat zombies. LIKE YOU GUYS.

Hey, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I'm a zombie. *pouts*

What else would a dead person who acts like a living person be?
Zombie.

I will have you know that I am a figment of everybodys collective imagination.

.........that died an unfortunate yet timely death and decided to stick around anyways.

So you're a ghost, then.
A figurative ghost.

...Zombie.

How can a figurative ghost be a zombie? I come from you brains so what would I eat?

I'm just mocking you. Don't worry about me. -slides off-

Zombies don't eat. Duh. They only bite you to PERPETUATE EVIL ZOMBIE MAKING DISEASES.

ALL CAPS! OH NOS!!

*realises that this entire conversation has been going on while shizuki is dying and Mr./Ms. Cow is eating her leg*

.....perhaps we should get back to the quest.

-throws Mrs. Cow a cadaver- There, that should fill her need for dead flesh for awhile. Do you happen to have a wheelbarrow to carry Shizu in?

Well in the same way you apparently carry around dead bodies I just happen to carry around wheelbarrows!

*whips one out from back pocket*

Yeah, I have a whole collection of 'em over here. -pats left pocket-
-tosses Shizu in wheelbarrow- And up we go! Only.. uh... 75 feet left to the top of the mountain, apparently.

"Sorry i think i was dazing and where the hell did shizu's leg go

Into Mrs. Cow's tummy, I think.
You should really offer her some dead flesh, or she'll eat you.

gasp!
offfffffers the cow dead fish